Welcome to the Strong Bad Email section of the Homestar Runner Wiki. Strong Bad's emails are the most updated feature of the Homestar Runner website. Most of the inside jokes on the website, for example the Floppy Disk Container, come from here. A few characters were even created here! [Click here to go to the Strong Bad Email menu]

This page has three sub-sections:

(Note: A (T) doesn't necessarily mean the transcript is complete or correct, nor does an (E) necessarily mean that all of the EasterEggs have been found!)


109. crying (T, E)
108. pom pom (T, E)
107. cheatday (T, E)
106. dangeresque 3 (T, E)
105. replacement (T, E)
104. theme park (T, E)
103. haircut (T, E)
102. lunch special (T, E)
101. car (T, E)
100. flashback (T, E)
99 . Not the 100th Email!!! (T)
99. different town (T, E)
98. stupid stuff (T, E)
97. monument (T, E)
96. lackey (T, E)
95. the bet (T, E)
94. video games (T, E)
93. army (T, E)
92. kind of cool (T, E)
91. caffeine (T, E)
90. colonization (T, E)
89. local news (T, E)
88. couch patch (T, E)
87. mile (T, E)
86. no loafing (T, E)
85. 2 years (T, E)
84. kids' book (T, E)
83. labor day (T, E)
82. impression (T, E)
81. date (T, E)
80. stunt double (T, E)
79. the process (T, E)
78. anything (T, E)
77. suntan (T, E)
76. sibbie (T, E)
75. funny (T, E)
74. privileges (T, E)
73. mascot (T, E)
72. crazy cartoon (T, E)
71. 2 emails (T, E)
70. big white face (T, E)
69. personal favorites (T, E)
68 . thing in a bag (T)
68. caper (T, E)
67. autobiography (T, E)
66 . in da basement (T, E)
66. the show (T, E)
65. unused emails (T, E)
64. english paper (T, E)
63. fingers (T, E)
62. interview (T, E)
61. monster truck (T, E)
60. huttah! (T, E)
59. marzipan (T, E)
58. dragon (T, E)
57. japanese cartoon (T, E)
56. current status (T, E)
55. cheat talk (T, E)
54. morning routine (T, E)
53. comic (T, E)
52. island (T, E)
51. website (T, E)
50. 50 emails (T, E)
49. theme party (T, E)
48. ghosts (T, E)
47. new hands (T, E)
46. your friends (T, E)
45. techno (T, E)
44. lures & jigs (T, E)
43. little questions (T, E)
42. action figure (T, E)
41. invisibility (T, E)
40. vacation (T, E)
39. property of ones (T, E)
38. helium (T, E)
37. dullard (T, E)
36. guitar (T, E)
35. sisters (T, E)
34. weird dream (T, E)
33. gimmicks (T, E)
32. flag day (T, E)
31. sugarbob (T)
30. 12:00 (T, E)
29. superhero name (T, E)
28. 1 step ahead (T, E)
27. 3 wishes (T)
26. CGNU (T, E)
25. super powers (T)
24. the bird (T, E)
23. little animal (T, E)
22. sb_email 22 (T, E)
21. cartoon (T, E)
20. spring cleaning (T, E)
19. tape-leg (T, E)
18. stand-up (T, E)
17. studying (T, E)
16. band names (T, E)
15. the basics (T, E)
14. duck pond (T, E)
13. i she be (T, E)
12. credit card (T, E)
11. i rule (T)
10. trevor the vampire (T, E)
9. i love you (T, E)
8. brianrietta (T, E)
7. halloweener (T, E)
6. depressio (T, E)
5. making out (T, E)
4. homestar hair (T, E)
3. butt IQ (T, E)
2. homsar (T, E)
1. some kinda robot (T, E)

The main menu of Strong Bad Emails is called "Denny's Menu"

StrongBadEmail Raps

The little ditty Strong Bad does on the E-mail menu page.

Current Email Rap:

(On June 22, 2004 a click-and-drag scroll bar was added to this edition of the e-mail menu page.)

Previous known raps:

Strong Bad: Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack. [6]

You can also find mirrors of the old raps at

StrongBadEmail Page Titles