Transcript
Featuring:
Strong Bad
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: {singing} Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight...
{stops singing}
Hey Strong Bad whats up?
Can you play the Guitar?
Derek Highet
Northern California
{Strong Bad has some trouble pronouncing the surname "Highet".}
Strong Bad: Hey, Derek. Not much, man. Yeah I can play the guitar. I know all about virtuosos
{pause} and trembalos
{pause} and arpeggios.
{pause} I can do it all. I can play your basic rhythm guitar, like...
{singing} jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAH, jiggidy jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga jug jigga JAH JAAH!
{stops singing} You know, something like that. I can also play some pretty hott lixx, too. You know the kind that are just way up high on the tiny strings and you mash your fingers on 'em.
{singing} meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley meedley MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
{stops singing} Yeah, yeah and then Strong Mad comes in on his bass and he's like,
{singing} dou dow da dou da da DOU da dou da dou dou
{stops singing} and The Cheat comes in on his keyboards and he's like boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boo and then I'm like "And the dragon comes in the NIIIiiiiIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiIIGGHH..."
{He falls off his chair.} Augh... oh yeah!
{And he lights up his BMW torch lighter like they do in a rock concert.} {The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by a user at a80-186-61-41.elisa-laajakaista.fi in Helsinki, Finland