STRONG BAD: {singing} All the ladies want to know, who's checkin' that e-mail? Was it Strong Bad?

Dear, Strong Bad!

Here is some little questions:
1. Has you some time play football?
2. How did you seen out when you was a baby?
3. How did you think you came's to seen out when you are wery old?


Oh really? Never would have guessed you weren't from around here. Lessee here, what's the best way to answer this one?

{begins typing, with subtitles included}

For Viklas. Hi? {Sup, Viklas?}
1. Prehaps! I'm've was to make football often times. {I love football. It's the best.} Play? Know. {Oh wait, are you asking about soccer?} Best football results twice again. {I hate soccer. It's the worst.}

2. Every age I have seen out as a baby. {I was one hot baby.} I think I has the solution: {All the girl babies were like...} width times height. {"check out that hot baby."}

3. As a wery old, I can fathom the scene to be with me. {I didn't know what you were talking about here.} Looking always as I ever did. {Hey, send me some of those Swedish fish.} It was not came's. {Oh! And Swedish meatballs!} He borrowed mine. {That would be awesome.}

Okay, Viklas, I hope that answers your questions. I think we're on the same page. Unfortunately, yours has a big F on it.

- Stark Dålig

{Viklas's e-mail appears as a paper with red marks and a big F on it. The paper comes down.}