Transcript
Featuring:
Strong Bad,
Homestar Runner
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: Mmmmm... fresh emails...
Strong Bad,
How do I deal with the office dullard?
Jason
Strong Bad: I'm glad you came to me, Jason. The office dullard is a clever foe. But there are ways you can beat him. Here are a few of my tried and true methods.
Method 1
{Strong Bad is sitting and typing in an office. Homestar Runner comes and stands behind him.}
Homestar Runner: Hey man, what's up? Good time, bad time...
{Strong Bad reaches out very quick to his phone and pretends to speak in it.}
Strong Bad: Oh, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes... as you know I'm still here, yes. Working hard. I've been synergizing all morning.
{He turns his head to Homestar and whispers.} I'm not going to be able to talk right now, man.
{Homestar opens his mouth, nods his head and walks away and Strong Bad turns back to his "phone call"} Right... Yes... Multi-tasking.
Method 2
Homestar Runner: Once I finish my second one, you know, I'll have a smoothie or something and then I'll head to the gym, and do, I've been doing about three sets of recipies, and then one...
Strong Bad: Psssh!
{Strong Bad raises one hand up against Homestar.}
Homestar Runner: Yeah, so how much can you bench?
Method 3
Homestar Runner: So, did you catch last night's episode of popular reality show? Yeah, no, you missed a good one, man, you missed a good one. They were kickin' people off left and right, and, like, some people got kicked on, and um, I mean, it was... you should have watched it. You definitely should have watched it. Should have watched it! I mean, they'll be talkin' about this one for a while. I mean, I'm going ta be talkin' about this one for a while.
{Strong Bad leaves his seat and walks away and Homestar Runner turns his head towards Strong Bad's direction.} Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now, oh, alright, later. Cool.
Method 4
Homestar Runner: So the next thing I know...
Strong Bad: Yeah.
Homestar Runner: Fredrickson from accounting comes up, puts his...
Strong Bad: Yeaah.
Homestar Runner: ...mail on the desk, I'm like, "Hey man, the mailman went...
Strong Bad: Oh yeah.
Homestar Runner: ...that-a-way, you know, so I sent out a memo...
Strong Bad: Oh yeaaah.
Homestar Runner: ...to everybody.
Strong Bad: Yeah... yeah... oh yeah...
{Homestar Runner stops talking while Strong Bad keeps on saying "Yeah". Homestar Runner walks away.} yep... mmhmm...
{Back to Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer.}
Strong Bad: {typing} So there you go, Jason. One of those ways should work. Though it couldn't hurt to steal his lunch from the break room fridge everyday.
{stops typing} Mmmmm... Hot Pockets.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by an user at a80-186-61-41.elisa-laajakaista.fi in Helsinki, Finland