STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh, I took my email to the market, and I bought it some kind of fish sauce.

{the email}
Hello Strong Bad,
I'm a long time watcher first time writer.


{the email}
I was wondering if you ever use a stunt double.
Your whatever,

STRONG BAD: Louise. Lewis. Louie. {typing} A stunt double?!? No way, Lucy! Only big wusses and lesser wimps use stunt doubles. I've always done my own stunt work. Check me out in this summer blockbuster we just finished. It's called Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1.

{a cue card is held up with the title: "Dangeresque II: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1". Then a newspaper is shown. The headline has been covered with a piece of paper that says: "MISSING TAPE STOLEN. Dangeresque seen on the case. For real."}

{cut to an office scene with Strong Bad, wearing sunglasses, and Coach Z, wearing a turban.}

STRONG BAD: It's not going to be easy finding that missing tape.

COACH Z: Well, Dangeresque, if anyone can do it, I'm sure you can.

STRONG BAD: You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump! {makes a jumping motion}

{cuts to Strong Sad, wearing a paper bag on his head and oven mitts, standing on top of a ladder on the roof of Bub's Concession Stand. he is pushed off and falls into a wading pool marked "shark pond". He walks out, and the shot is then edited so that it is Strong Bad walking away.}

{cuts to Strong Bad's basement, where Strong Bad and Strong Mad are standing.}

STRONG BAD: Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face.

{Strong Mad punches. Edits to Strong Sad, who gets punched in the face and goes flying back. We hear a crashing sound.}

{cuts to the field. Strong Bad is holding a mirror. Behind him are the missing tape and Homestar.}

STRONG BAD: Where is that tape?

{Homestar realizes he can be seen and moves away.}

{cuts to Bubs holding The Cheat.}

BUBS: Welcome to oblivion, Danger-skew! {pulls a lever}

{cuts to Strong Bad standing in the field, then edits to Strong Sad. A heavy lourde falls on Strong Sad.}

STRONG SAD: I'd like to call a broken neck.

{cuts to Strong Bad and Marzipan in the field.}

MARZIPAN: I won't watch you die, Dangeresque.

STRONG BAD: Don't worry, cutesie buttons. Tonight, dying's not on the menu. So I'm gonna have to jump!

{Strong Sad is once again pushed off of Bub's Concession Stand, this time into a wading pool marked "Pie Factory". Edits to Strong Bad walking away.}

{cuts back to the office}

COACH Z: Sounds pretty dangerous.

STRONG BAD: {turns around} No. Sounds... Dangeresque.

{cuts back to the Compy}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Alright, you may all return from the edge of your seats. Wow, watching that gives me goosebumps every time, man. I mean, the stunts I do are so... done by me. And remember to watch out in June 2004 for "Dangerseque 3: The Criminal Projective". {a logo with this title appears} In 3D! {"3D" is added to the logo and the screen becomes drawn in red and blue lines, like a 3D movie.}

{The Paper comes down.}