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{We start with a familiar scene, Compy. Except Strong Bad isn't there, and there's a Post-It on the screen saying "in da basement -sb".}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {offscreen} Strong Bad! {walks up to the computer} Hey Strong Bad, can I borrow your fondue pot again? Oh. You're not here. I'll get to the bottom of this! {sits down at the computer and starts typing. While he says everything correctly, he misspells stuff}
Dear Stong Bah,
Where are you?
Your friend
Homestar
{Homestar notices the note.} Oh! "In da basement. From SB." Ohhh, that must stand for Stong Bah. {he stands up and heads for da basement. Upon arriving he finds Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat playing TROGDOR! the arcade game.} Hey guys! Whatcha playin'?
STRONG BAD: Uh, playin'? No, we're, uh, we're doing the Cheat's taxes.
STRONG MAD: W-2!!!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Booring. I don't wanna play that.
{Homestar walks off. The game blips.}
STRONG BAD: Argh! Stupid peasant. {He kicks the arcade machine, which says in a computer voice "Trogdor!"} Whoah! Pretty cool! {He kicks it twice more, with the same results.} All right, who's next? {The Cheat)) makes Cheat noises.} Okay, fine. {Strong Bad gets off the stool to let the Cheat on, but he just looks at Strong Bad, makes more noises.} Oh, right. Here ya go, little buddy. {He lifts him onto the stool and the theme music begins playing. As soon as it's over...}
STRONG BAD and STRONG MAD: TROGDOR!
{The game says "Trogdor!" and the Cheat begins playing.}
STRONG BAD: Whoah, nice move! You're the master!
{The paper comes down with a link to play the Trogdor arcade game. After a little while, Homestar comes back with a stack of papers.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, can you guys do my taxes next? ... You guys? ... Man, that's one big adding machine.