1. At the end of it, flip to the page after the title page and click on the words "the cheat's allowance" to see the online auction for the breakfast burrito!
2. Keep flipping through the paper and after it flips back to the front you'll be able to download the paper in Word format.

Fun Fact: The orginal downloadable english paper in the email used to be four pages long. The fourth page used to contain pictures of money scanned in most likely with a scanner. After being contacted by the government, because that was technically money landuring, the document was changed and the fourth page was removed. (If anyone thinks I am making this up or is courious, just tell me how to upload documents to this thing and I will upload the orgnial copy I have.) -- Bockage

I think you mean counterfeiting. -- Gemini

The Paper

Since maybe like the middle ages, there have been many differing opinions on hustle and bustle. This cannot be denied. It is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.

First, moving around quickly, and with purpose, is a true sign of character. Secondarily, bustle(e.g. hustle) yields more product for the working types. "Hustle and bustle are like my right and left arms," said Li'l Spicy in his famous "Hustle and Bustle Are Like My Right and Left Arms" speech. Webster's defines bustle as "excited and often noisy activity; a stir." A stir, indeed. Finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny.

In conclusion, I, "The Yellow Dart," think I have done a great job illustrating the many differing opinions about hustle and bustle, may they both rest in peace. Also, I think Strong Bad should decrease The Cheat's allowance.