STRONG BAD: {singing} I check the email once, I check the email twice, doo doo doo, doo doo doo... {stops singing} Okay, let's see what we have got here...

Homestar Hair
downloading...

STRONG BAD: What the... {A graphic from Hairstyle Runner appears on the screen.} Oh man! I swear if I get another one of these freakin' "Hairstyle Runners" from one of you guys, {types "delete that crap"} I'm gonna have to start busting some heads, okay?

{Presses enter. The image disappears, and a message reading "crap deleted" appears on the screen.}

I mean, how come you people never play my game, man? I never get any Strong Libs in my email. I mean, there is this whole game out there that's all for me that you guys can fill out you know, and like, send me some hilarious crap or something. Now you got me all cheesed off! I'm gonna play some "Temple of Apshai". Forget you guys. {begins playing Temple of Apshai, an 8-bit game featuring a guy exploring a dungeon.}

{The paper falls, reading "Click here to e-mail Strong Bad".}

STRONG BAD: Oh, my hit points are like inexcusable in this dungeon, man. I need to find some elixir or something.