Transcript
Featuring:
Strong Bad
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?
Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.
Yours,
Ali
Strong Bad: {after half a second stunned silence...} Ahh, there's two of them!
{typing} Well, Ali. There's ONE of me...
DELETED!!
Strong Bad: Ah, deleted? DELETED?! What?! Augh... what happened? No!
{undeleted} Undeleted!
{undeleted} Undeleted!
{undeleted} I didn't mean to do that
{do something} {anything!} Awwww, man!!!
{he's wailing} Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister!
{He knocks his head against the keyboard.} You two meant everything
{head} to
{hit} me!
{keyboard} Okay, calm down. Maybe she'll email me again. I just... hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter, Ali or Ali's sister.
{He imagines Ali as a blond girl and her sister as brunette (see above).} Ali; Ali's sister... Ali; Ali's sister...
You have 1 new e-mail
Strong Bad: Ah, there she is! Okay, here we go.
hello,
I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again
Strong Bad: What?
{typing} You're not Ali. You're not even literate. Oh! Though, I have just the thing for you...
SAVED!!
{But Strong Bad says "Deleted".}
{message saved. forever.}
Strong Bad: Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah. So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids. The ones I should be having with Ali and Ali's sister!
{He bend down his head and sounds pessimisstic.} I hate this computer.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by an user at DynIP-146-138.Hki5.surfeu.fi in Turku, Finland