Featuring: Strong Bad

Strong Bad: Ah, the old girl's working again. What do you got for me?

Strong Bad,
My sister and me think you are so cool.
Do you have a girlfriend? There is two of us.

Strong Bad: {after half a second stunned silence...} Ahh, there's two of them! {typing} Well, Ali. There's ONE of me...


Strong Bad: Ah, deleted? DELETED?! What?! Augh... what happened? No! {undeleted} Undeleted! {undeleted} Undeleted! {undeleted} I didn't mean to do that {do something} {anything!} Awwww, man!!! {he's wailing} Come back Ali! Come back Ali's sister! {He knocks his head against the keyboard.} You two meant everything {head} to {hit} me! {keyboard} Okay, calm down. Maybe she'll email me again. I just... hang out here for a while and try to picture which one of them is hotter, Ali or Ali's sister. {He imagines Ali as a blond girl and her sister as brunette (see above).} Ali; Ali's sister... Ali; Ali's sister...

You have 1 new e-mail

Strong Bad: Ah, there she is! Okay, here we go.

I am write single to salute and wait
for answer again

Strong Bad: What? {typing} You're not Ali. You're not even literate. Oh! Though, I have just the thing for you...


{But Strong Bad says "Deleted".}

{message saved. forever.}

Strong Bad: Oh, that's great. Great, thank you. Yeah, go ahead and save that one, why don't you, yeah. So I can treasure it for years and years, and show it to my kids. The ones I should be having with Ali and Ali's sister! {He bend down his head and sounds pessimisstic.} I hate this computer. {The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - []", click on the text to email him.}

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