Featuring: Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, Bubs

Strong Bad: {off-screen} I'm hooome!
{He walks to his old computer and sits by it.}
Strong Bad: Okay, let's see here. Don't need this anymore. {He removes the post-it on the screen that says "DORKS!" on it and an angry face with sharp teeth below.} And don't need this anymore. {He knocks down his old computer.} For behold... {He replaces his old computer with a new one.} a 386. A spectacle of graphics and sound! {The "386 Version 1.5" logo appears on the screen.} Okay, let's get to checking!

strong bad,

what would you do if you were
invisable for one day????

sin studly17

Strong Bad: Well dumb name, this is something I've often thought about myself. And I came to the conclusion that... I don't really think being visible prevents me from doing whatever I want to do. So I'd probably just do the kinda stuff I normally do.
{An invisible Strong Bad steals two boxes of swiss cake rolls from Bubs' Concession Stand.}
Strong Bad (background voice): You know, like, steal stuff...
{Bubs turns around to find the swiss cake roll boxes floating away.}
Bubs: My chocolates! Come back, my chocolates! I didn't mean what I said.
{Homestar Runner is standing infront of the bushes.}
Strong Bad (background voice): ...punch stuff...
Homestar Runner: Marzipan is late. {The boxes of rolls float up to Homestar.} Oh hey guys! {A punch noise is heard, Homestar doubles over, the cake rolls keep floating off.} Oof! Owww. Those things are bad for you.
{The invisible Strong Bad eats the swiss cake rolls on his couch infront of the TV.}
Strong Bad (background voice): stuff... and at the same time... watch stuff...
{A buzz sound is heard from the TV.}
Strong Bad: Hoo ha ha ha! Survey says, you're an idiot!
{Strong Mad enters the room and walks to the invisible Strong Bad.}
Strong Bad: Oh hey man. Look, I'm sitting here, I'm just invisible, okay? Hey! Brain-for-brains! I'm right here! The floating Swiss Cake Roll is talking to you! Hey, now what the...NONONONO... {Strong Mad gets angry and jumps on the couch where the invisible Strong Bad is sitting.} NOOOOOOOO!
{Cut back to the computer with Strong Bad}
Strong Bad: Ugh! {typing} Nevermind. Being invisible is not worth a face full of Strong Mad butt. {stops typing} Whoa! {resumes typing} I feel like I need to take a shower. I dunno when the last time he washed that singlet was. {stops typing} Anyways. Remember, kids! Take your vitamins, pretend you're hilarious, and always, always, e-mail Strong Bad.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - []", click on the text to email him.} {Then the screen fades out and back in to see Tandy in a trash can.}

Why Strong Bad? Why?
Remember the Duck Pond?
I thought we were a team.
Whatever, man. I can make it on my own.
386? More like three-eighty-SUCKS!
Tell the printer that I miss her.
Yeah? Well someone on eBay loves me.
There's flies in me. It tickles.
My mind is going. I can feel it.
Fine. I'm gonna start giving away secrets.
Have you clicked on the "O" in Message Bored?
Justin Bailey ****** ******
Oh jeez. I think this is really it.

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