Features: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Grape Nuts Robot, Coach Z, PomPom, The Cheat

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EMAIL!!! {This echoes and a wicked guitar solo plays while Strong Bad rocks out.} Whoa, that ruled. What function key do I gotta press to get that to happen again?

{reading email}
Hey Strong Bad,

You have done so many of these e-mails which one would you say is the best, or your personal favorite.

{Strong Bad pronounces the name "Hockeyjackman.. whatever".}

Well, Hockeyfriend, my emails are like my childrens. I love them all! But if I had to play favorites... Let's see...

{not typing}
There's that one where they asked what I'd do if I was invisable {pronounces it like that}, and I got to punch Homestar in the gut.

{Cut to Homestar Runner in a field. A stack of Swiss Cake Roll boxes float toward him.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, hey guys.

{Homestar Runner is punched in the gut by an unseen force.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Owwwwww, those things are bad for you.

STRONG BAD: Ooh, and that one where my computer exploded.

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting at Tandy 400. It explodes and he is sent flying across the room and through the wall.}

STRONG BAD: And then there's that on where Bubs built the Strong Bad Robot out of a box of Grape Nuts and a speak-and-spell.

{Cut to Bubs and Strong Bad standing in a field with the Grape Nuts Robot.}

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now spell come back Ali, Come back Ali's sister.

STRONG BAD: No way, that sounds just like me! {Strong Bad does a number of double-takes.}

STRONG BAD: And that time where that girl wrote in and I drank a glass of soy sauce and thought I could fly Bubs' Concession Stand.

{Cut to Strong Bad sitting on top of Bubs' Concession Stand. He wears aviation goggles and holds a makeshift steering wheel. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about.}

STRONG BAD: Whoohooo! Clear the launchway, man, we're takin' this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!

{Strong Bad falls over backward behind the sign and the "D" falls off, onto Bubs' counter. Bubs immediately puts up a sign that says "'D' for SALE".}

STRONG BAD: Oh, and who could forget TAPE LEG TWO!

{Cut to Strong Bad stitting at Tandy 400. There's an e-mail on the screen which says:

Dear strong bad again,
my brothers continue to tell me that your legs are made of tape, are you sure it's not true?

a> They still say my legs are made of tape?! WHAT?? I say again, do I look like some kinda tape-leg? I swear on Strong Sad's grave, man, I was never, nor will I ever be, a tape-leg.

{He sticks his foot in the air and it's covered with tape.}

STRONG BAD: Oh and how 'bout that one where I left such a good prank call on Marzipan's answering machine that it exploded?

{Cut to MarzipansAnsweringMachine.}

STRONG BAD:: {from answering machine} PRANK CALL!!

{Marzipan's Answering Machine squeals and explodes.}

STRONG BAD:: And then there's that really old one that asked what my favorite phrase was..

{Cut to really badly-drawn Strong Bad at really badly-drawn Tandy 400. An e-mail on the screen reads "Favorite phrase? -trixie".}

BADLY-DRAWN STRONG BAD: {in really crappy voice} I like-a-to-say, holy crap!

{Really badly-drawn Homestar Runner (without cap) appears.}

BADLY-DRAWN HOMESTAR RUNNER: {in really crappy voice} Oh no, it's a Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: And the one where PomPom and Coach Z got in that knife fight on the stone bridge..

{Cut to stone bridge over a river. Coach Z and PomPom are facing eachother with knife. Coach Z keeps dodging back and forth and PomPom deftly twirls his knife.}

COACH Z: {to PomPom} I'm a blade-man, man!

STRONG BAD: And then the one where the Cheat drank a glass of soy sauce and tried to eat Bubs' Concession Stand..

{Cut to Bubs' Concession stand. Empty soy sauce bottles are strewn about and the cheat is gnawing away at the back corner.}

THE CHEAT: {The Cheat noises}

{Pan to Strong Bad, atop Bubs' Concession Stand again.}

STRONG BAD: Hold on tight, The Cheat, we're blastin' off TO THE MOOOOOOOON!

STRONG BAD: {typing} So that's it, Soccerdude. That's pretty much the cream of the crop. There might be a few other good ones but if you ask me it doesn't get any better than the Grape Nuts robot.

{not typing} Okay, so.. OHHHHHH THAT'S THE END!!

{His last line echoes, and he begins imitating a guitar, but the rockin' music doesn't come back.}

STRONG BAD: Oh man, which button was it??

{The Paper comes down.}