Featuring:
Strong Bad,
The Cheat
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: {singing} Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh...
{stops singing}
hey my name is great looking girl strong bad!
i she be your girlfriend.
Strong Bad: Um... Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl! I he be your boyfriend. Okay, seriously. All i gotta say about this is... GET IN LINE SISTER!!! I mean, do you know how many freakin emails I get like this a DAY? From ladies with proper grammar? I mean come on! A guy's gotta have some standards right? But, I do feel kinda sorry for you, so I won't let your email go to waste.
{He moves on to a clear screen and forwards the message to The Cheat.} Okay, so tune in next time: Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
The Cheat's Instant Messenger:
gr8lookinggrrl: are you around, clown?
cheatachu72: sure am, sam.
gr8lookinggrrl: LOL!!!
cheatachu72: i want us to meet in person
gr8lookinggrrl: OMG! where?
gr8lookinggrrl: the food court?
cheatachu72: sbarro. 8pm
gr8lookinggrrl: whatta you look like?
cheatachu72: 6ft tall. buff. big red 'M' on my chest. no neck.
gr8lookinggrrl: can't wait. L8r
gr8lookinggrrl signed off
Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden