Featuring:
Strong Bad
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: Woah! Electronic mail!
Dear Strong Bad,
My girlfriend is really annoying because she calls
me when I'm trying to study. What should I do?
Crapfully yours,
Roy
Strong Bad: Oh, well! I think I might have a little piece of advice for you, Roy. Close the book and quit being such a dork-on!!!!!!! I mean, this girl obviously has the hots for you man. Why do you think she's calling you? I mean, you've got the potential to get 1st, 2nd, and quite possibly even 3rd base. So unless you're studying a book called
["This Book is Better than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base"], I suggest you hightail it over to your girlfriend's house ASAP, man! And also, send me a copy of that book. It sounds pretty good. You know what...scratch that. You keep studying Roy, I'm going over to your girlfriend's house.
{He walks away from the computer and a few seconds later he returns back} Uh, I forgot. I don't know her name or where she lives, but your girlfriend still loves me, Roy.
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden