STRONG BAD: many emails, so little good emails.


What's up with Homsar? I know he's weird and all, but don't you think we deserve to know a bit more about him? I think you should do an interview so we can finally find out what his deal is.


{not typing} Whoa, that's a pretty cool name! {typing in a Gothic blackletter font} And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination. {typing in normal font} My good Kerrek, you might enjoy such an encounter, but I know I can't talk to that guy for more than about 3 seconds before I start thinking that gnawing my own leg off might be a more better way to spend my time...more..more better. Let me show you how it would go down with post-its attached to the top of pens. {Strong Bad ducks his head and brings up two pens with Post-It notes attached to them, one with a crude drawing of Strong Bad, the other of Homsar}
{Strong Bad} Alright then. For the record, please. Tell us who you are.
{Homsar} DaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties!
{Strong Bad} That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make some sense?
{Homsar} AaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice!
{Strong Bad} Homsar, tell us about your childhood.
{Homsar} DaAa! I was raised by a cup of coffee.
{Strong Bad} Interesting. So! How did you end up here?
{Homsar} Twas the pride of the peaches.
{Strong Bad} Twas the pride of the peaches, huh? You got any last remarks?
{Homsar} DaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
{Strong Bad} Okay, interview over. Commence beating!
{Strong Bad has the Strong Bad Post-It beat the Homsar Post-It. The doorbell rings.} Whoa! That'll be the Cheat with my Thai iced tea! Come on in!

{Cut to the entryway. It is not the Cheat, but Homsar himself.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie! Is that rhinoceros around?

STRONG BAD: Um...I can only assume you're talking to me and asking about Strong Sad. He's in the basement.

HOMSAR: I'm a song from the sixties.

STRONG BAD: {salting his leg} If you don't get down there quick, things could get real ugly around here.

{The paper comes down. The Cheat shows up with Strong Bad's Thai iced tea but he doesn't take it.}