Transcript
Featuring:
Strong Bad
INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: {singing} Gimme some of this and gimme some of thiiiiis... gimme some of this.
{stops singing}
Hey Strong Bad,
How's it hanging? Last weekend I almost drank a one
that was not cold. Has this ever happened to you?
Dan Waters
Dallas, TX
Strong Bad: {typing} Aw, Dan, you dodged a bullet, man. Because lemme tell you...a One that is not cold, is scarcely a One at all. Allow me to demonstrate with one of my bogus mathematical theorems. I call it "The Property of Ones". It goes like this: The ONE
itude is directly proportional to the Cold
itude of the ONE. So you got that, Dan? The colder it is, the more of a one it is. Because you don't want to end up with a Cold None. I wouldn't wish that on anybody. But now in foreign lands, they've been known to drink
{The bottle of "Not So Cold One" appears.} Not So Cold Ones,
{Then, a bottle of "Room Temp-A-Ture One" appears.} Room Temperature Ones and even,
{And finally, a bottle of "Wärm Öne" appears.} Warm Ones. Whoah! But where I come from, it's CUH-HOLD ONES. Though I have to admit, on certain evenings in late spring, a Cool One can be very refreshing.
{stops typing} Ooh... that's a good one.
{A picture of three "Cold One" bottles with the text below saying "A One That Isn't Cold, Is Scarcely A One At All" appears finally on the screen (see above).} {The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by an user at 212.214.5.178 in Solna, Sweden