Strong Bad: {
singing} So innocent an email free.... That's you 'n me.
{
Reading email} Hey, yo there Strong Bad! I was wondering why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey. Did you save his life one time and now he has to repay you?
Steve
Victoria, BC
{
Typing} BC? Whoa! This is an old freakin' email. Most of the emails I get are ADs. And the occasional JD. Wow. I wonder if it was written on like, a stone tablet. Or maybe some, uh, papyrus. Anyhow...
No, Steve, The Cheat is a good lackey because he "knows what's best" and "doesn't want to get left by the side of the road during a thunderstorm" or "taped to PomPom again."
It probably also has to do with the fact that I "treat him like a brother that's not Strong Sad" instead of "a little yellow squeaky thing that somethetimes steals my ladytypes." I also pay him real nice. Which isn't very difficult considering The Cheat "thinks pencil shavings are legal tender." Check it out...
{
Strong Bad sharpens a pencil}
Hey The Cheat!
The Cheat: {
walks in} Meh!
Strong Bad: I'll pay you all these precious pencil shavings if you go pilfer me a cantaloupe from Marzipan's melon patch.
The Cheat: Mehneh! {
runs out}
Strong Bad: {
typing} Ahhhh, look at him go. So excited, so naive.
The Cheat: {
runs back in with cantaloupe} Meh!
Strong Bad: Whoa, supa soivice! Thanks man. You can go back to whatever you were doin'.
The Cheat: {
angry} Mehhhh!
Strong Bad: Oh, right. Your payment. Here ya go! {
scrapes pencil shavings onto The Cheat's head}
The Cheat: Mehneh mehneh! {
walks off}
Strong Bad: Awwww, that's almost adorable... Now, what am I gonna to do with all my tons of new stuff? A sharp pencil, and a can-ta-loo-pay. The possibilities are endless! I suppose I could use the pencil to draw a little guy on the cantaloupe. {
mumbling while drawing} Ooh, and then if I jammed the cantaloupe on the end of the pencil... Hey everybody look! It's Rejects/Doregard|Doregard! How ya doin' Do?
Doregard: Hey there mister Strong Bad! Well I'm fine, past couple days though.
{
Cut to Bubs concession stand with The Cheat}
Bubs: Your total comes out to fifteen tooty-two!
The Cheat: Meh! {
passing pencil shavings}
Bubs: What's this malarkey?
The Cheat: Mehneh! {
Points to a sign saying: "We'll Gladly Accept: Cash, Money, or Cash Money". "Pencil shavings" has been added at the bottom}
Bubs: Well, if it's on the sign! Nice doin business witchya!
{
The Cheat walks off with his new "Boy's hobby kit"}
{
Doregard shows up}
Doregard: Hey there Mr. Bubs. I'm from the collection agency. You missed your last payments. Gonna have to bust your kneecaps if ya don't pay up!
Bubs: Oh dag! You found me! {
slams metal curtain, revealing "SB" graffiti}
Strong Bad: Whoa! Forgot about that one! I mean...
Doregard: Sure is some niiice graffiti!
FIN