Featuring: Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, Marzipan, The Cheat

{Strong Bad bounces his head slowly up and down, right and then left while he sings "Emaillll eeeemailll eeemmailll...". He sounds like a racecar or something.}

Dear Strong Bad,
What do you sound like when you breathe helium?


Strong Bad: Oh I dunno, Shaq {First he types "Shack" with "q", then he erases "q" and types down "ck" instead.} I haven't done that in a while. Though I think we have some leftover balloons from a party we threw last night. Lemme see. {Strong Bad leaves his seat and goes to a room where Strong Mad and The Cheat are standing. Strong Bad takes a yellow helium balloon and breathes it in.} Hey guys, how do you like my sound? {Strong Mad laughs.} Pretty great, huh? I sound like... one of the golden girls. Or like, some type a guy who might... sing a song. You know like {singing} "Welcome to the High Voice Crew! I hope you have a high voice too! When you've got a high voice, you don't have a choice, {Suddenly his voice falls down to his ordinary tone.} your voice is high all the time. Welcome to the High Vo..." {stops singing} Oh, I guess... I got kicked out of the High Voice Crew.
Strong Mad: MEEEE!!! {Strong Mad takes a blue helium balloon angrily} MEEEEEEEE!!! {He breathes it in but his voice doesn't change.} THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!! THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!!
Strong Bad: Yeah, that's a pretty funny one big guy. {He scratches his head and The Cheat swallows a helium balloon. He flies smoothly across the room.} Aagghh... I've got a wicked head rush...
{Homestar Runner and Marzipan are standing in front of each other in the park.}
Homestar Runner: So from then on, it was pork and beans.
Marzipan: I don't think that's entirely healthy.
{Homestar Runner looks above behind him and sees The Cheat floating.}
Homestar Runner: Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.
Marzipan: Homestar, I think that bird is The Cheat.
Homestar Runner: No way! The Cheat is one fine looking young man. That is an ugly bird.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - []", click on the text to email him.} {The Cheat keeps floating in the sky.}

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