INTRODUCTION
Strong Bad: Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.
DEAR STRONGBAD
MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE
BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL
HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN.
SINCERELY
YOUR JEALOUS FAN,
DANIEL
Strong Bad: Number A, you don't have to shout. Do you know how many internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that? Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps. Anyways, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on. Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah...yeah...taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch. Anyways, they're all right here. Uh... they're climbing all over me. Um, say hello ladies.
{Strong Bad types different messages from different ladies on the screen.}
Hi!!!! g2g!! ;)
What's up?? Strong Bad roxors!! Imao! _^.^_
I'm way prettier than you. :P
ThuggaChik48031 in tha hizzy. SB in the shizzle. p's
Strong Bad: So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very web savvy. So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob. You might as well just stick with Daniel over here. I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on. Okay Daniel, it's all taken care of. Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case. I am quite a catch. Okay everybody, bye.
{He leaves his computer.} {The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad - [strongbad@homestarrunner.com]", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by an user at 212.214.5.178 in Solna, Sweden