STRONG BAD: Augh.
{smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad-
Whats up? What is your morning routine?
Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa
{typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day.
{cut to Strong Bad sleeping on the couch, mumbling}
Sunh...
{Strong Sad walks up}
STRONG SAD: Hey Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: cruls...
STRONG SAD: Wake up!
STRONG BAD: brahn...
STRONG SAD: I wanna watch that show on public broadcasting hosted by that British guy.
STRONG BAD: ramble-dukes...
STRONG SAD: You told me not to let you sleep past noon!
STRONG BAD: super bomber man...
STRONG SAD: Wake up!
{Strong Bad gets up from the couch, and we see that one of his hands is inside a bag of Potate brand potato chips. He starts walking off, slouching. He walks up to the computer and sits down.}
STRONG BAD: Augh.
{smacks mouth} My mouth tastes like...emails.
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad-
Whats up? What is your morning routine?
Mike S.
Gibsonia, Pa
{typing} Mike, as you know, the morning routine is the most important routine of the day. The "R" in routine stands for r--
STRONG SAD:
{offscreen} Hey Strong Bad!
{Strong Bad turns to see Strong Sad standing there} I found this egg in the couch. Is this yours?
STRONG BAD: Yes, it's very fragile. Put it down.
{Strong Sad puts down the egg and walks off. Strong Bad resumes typing.}
So anyways, Mike, as I was saying, The "R" in routine stands for r
STRONG SAD: Strong Bad, I found what I believe to be a goose egg in the couch.
STRONG BAD: Thank you, Interruptor Jones. That is also my egg. Now put it down.
{Strong Sad puts it down, and Strong Bad resumes typing again}
Sorry about that, Mike. So, the "R"
STRONG SAD: Here's a duck egg, a nuthatch egg, ostrich egg, maybe a dinosaur egg, one of those brown eggs...
STRONG BAD: What are you trying to say, Strong Sad? So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.
STRONG SAD: There needs to be a better word for weird.
{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}
STRONG MAD: MY PANTIIES! MY PANTIIES!
{they run off}
STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out.
{Strong Sad walks off, Strong Bad resumes typing}
STRONG BAD: Fine with me, Strong Sad. I mean Mike. I mean whatever.
{The paper comes down}
'So I got a lotta eggs. And I keep 'em in the couch.' is that suggesting something?