Strong Bad: I'm totally checking my email, total man.
Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and
Strong Bad: {typing} And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars... or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f
{stops typing/he sympathize with him.} Oh no, I get it. THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.
{He appears in with a black background screen and shows us some memorial clips of Trevor.}
Strong Bad: Hi everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit the few of my favorite Trevor memories.
{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button to show us the memorial of Trevor on the screen.}
Strong Bad: This is Trevor from Hampden, Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.
{Strong Bad appears on the screen again while holding the remote control.}
Strong Bad: Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?
{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button to show us the memorial of Trevor on the screen.}
Strong Bad: I am a vampire and...
{typing} And what? That's it?
{He switches back while standing in front of the black background}
Strong Bad: Augh, we sure had some great times Trevor.
{The computer screen appears and the following written on it: In Memoriam -Trevor-}
Strong Bad: I'm gonna miss you, bro'.
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
In Memoriam
-Trevor-

Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden