STRONG BAD: I check, you check, we all check for email, check email.
Dear Strong Bad,
Tell Strong Sad he is dumb and a crappy guy .
Your fan,
Anthony
from South Gate CA
{He goes to Strong Sad's room.}
STRONG BAD: Hey, stupid! You know some guy named Anthony from South Gate?
STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him an 100-dollar...
STRONG BAD: Yeah, well he says you're dumb and a crappy guy.
STRONG SAD: Awwwwww.
{Strong Sad tears the paper into half and Strong Bad sits back in front of his computer.}
STRONG BAD: {typing} Look Anthony, as much as I like insulting my stupid kid brother, I'm not your freaking message service, alright? Next time, you email him yourself. His email address is:
[depressio@homestarrunner.com] {stops typing} Okay, so until next time,
{singing} everybody email that guy, what guy ME! Everybody email that guy!
{stops singing}
{The paper falls, reading "Click here to e-mail strong bad".}

Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden