STRONG BAD: {singing} Reading emails is like the best thing I do.
{stops singing}
Dear Strong Bad..,
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,
but nothing seems to work out. Please help
me Strong Bad...
Kissless in Santa Rosa
STRONG BAD: Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." And I'll tell you what, he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese Buffet, man.
{stops typing} Alright, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!
{The paper falls, reading, "Click here to e-mail strong bad".}
Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden