STRONG BAD: {singing} Oh traipsing along, traipsing traipsing along, and a email got stuck in my eye.
{reading email}
Hey there Strong Bad!
I was thinking since so many people and ladies think you’re SUPER COOL, why not build a monument to yourself for all to enjoy?
Another fan,
Kaitlin G.
{typing} I’m assuming the G stands for generally overused girl’s first name. Well generic name, you’re really onto something here. Turns out I AM super cool.
{clears his throat.} As for monuments, I already got one. But it’s kinda only of my right foot. You might know it better as DUN DUN DAAA: The
Strongbadia Sign!
''{Cut to the
Stop Sign, then to a picture of Strong Bad. As he narrates, a diagram of the monument is built.
Yeah there were big plans once. It was to be made of the finest materials. On a massive scale that would rival the Aztecs and their... techno-chocolate land.
{Cut back to Compy 386.}
{typing}
Anyways, we lost our funding or public interest waned or something distracted me. Man, what was it? What could possibly have distracted me from
{mumbling} humbera hum…
{Cut to a the yard where Strong Bad and The Cheat are building the monument.}
"STRONG BAD:' Oh yeah, The Cheat. That totally looks like my right foot. It’s got all the rightness of the foot without all the footdom of the right.
UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here comes the
Thnikkaman!!!
{Floating text crosses the screen.}
STRONG BAD: No Way! Check it out The Cheat.
{Strong Bad looks and points off-screen.} It’s the
Thnikkaman!!
{Strong Bad and The Cheat run to meet the Thnikkaman, who is obviously Bubs wearing sunglasses and a "TH" sign taped to his chest.} Hey Thnikkaman!
THNIKKAMAN: Hey Kid!
STRONG BAD: Can we have some?
THNIKKAMAN: Yeah, ok.
STRONG BAD and THE CHEAT (in Cheat-speak): Thanks,
Thnikkaman!
STRONG BAD: {in low voice, perhaps translating for The Cheat?} Thanks, Thnikkaman.
THNIKKAMAN: Yeah.
{takes off his sunglasses} Shut up, kid!
UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} There goes the Thnikkaman!!!
{Floating text crosses the screen again}
{Thnikkaman exits. Cut back to Compy 386.}}
STRONG BAD:
{typing} So you can see why I got distracted. I’d like to see you stay on task when you’re starin’ down the barrel of a loaded Thnikkaman. I don’t care what you’re doin. No one can resist.
{not typing} Speakin' of monuments, someone should make one to the Thnikkaman. Oh the things that man does! Come to think of it, what exactly
does that man do?
{typing again} Anyways, I’m gonna go try and find some of that Technochocolate. That stuff sounds a-prettypretty good!
{The Paper comes down.}