STRONG BAD: I remember the time when I checked my email.
Dear Strong Bad,
Every time I watch a cartoon with you in it,
I can't help but realize how incredibly gorgeous
you are. I love the way you walk around without
your shirt on so confidently. Anyways, I
was wondering if you would like to go
out sometime. Give me a call, Pom-
Pom has my number.
Hopefully yours,
Brian
{typing} Well, Brian, maybe you and I could...
{stops typing/being mad} hey... BRIAN!? What the crap?
{typing} Look, man. Unless Brian is short for... Brianrietta or Brian-Sue or something like that it's just not gonna work out between you and me, okay? - Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, Strong Bad -
{stops typing} Okay, so until next week... 1, 2, 3, email me! 1, 2, 4, email me more!
{The paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
Transcribed by a user at c193-150-221-247.cm-upc.chello.se in Stockholm, Sweden