Homestar Runner Wiki : Lord Karkon

Welcome To LordKarkonland

This guy actually does look like me.You may have to refresh a bit to see the picture.

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Name Reason

Hey, Yo. Name's Karkon. Lord Karkon. It comes from a comic series that I am writing, "The Ninja Samuraaaai". He suffers from man-made form of schizophrenia, so he is a Russian mad scientist (Dr. Karkon)/Ninja (Lao-zae)/Samurai (Da-Qing)/Schoolboy (Comper Yitregah)/Novel author (Leogard Mc Filtiworth). But enough about him. My real name is ****** *******.

Homestar Status

I am a slave to StrongBadEmails, pretty much. I have seen everything on the site about 80 times. I am so glad to have found a site where my opinions can be said.

Future Books

Future books that you might see some day, written by me

Ninja Samuraaaai (comic)
Legacy of Sbni (series)

Moona
Chayn's Return
Drasil's Deliverance

3. Heir of Sbni (series)

Takken and Time [For a prototype, click here]
Vampon
The Otherealm

Cool Icons

some cool buddy icons!

Decemberween Carol

I wrote a screenplay for a made-up decemberween special, WikiFanStuff/ADecemberweenCarol {Work in progress}. Post if you like it!

Comments

If you have any comments, say them below the dotted line.

*Hey. You are awesome -Someone who is definently not Lord Karkon

yeah right. Anywho Lord Karkon I was wondering what you opinions on The Cheat were? - Heir_of_Lindeen

I think that The Cheat is a result of genetic testing between a cheetah (the cheat-ah) and a . The cheetah is where the spots and other things came from. He is the coolest guy, excluding Strong Bad -Lord Karkon

Why are you a slave? Start your own regime to take over the world.
- Mysterious-Stranger

Thaaaats it, you're on The List -- Dark Lord Karkon

Which StrongBadEmail did you get that picture from? Comanche

I got it from StrongBadEmail/funny. It is one of my flavourites (I did that on purpose), and Strong Bad sings "Leeko Leeko Leeeeeeko!"

Hey man, you ARE aware that disassociative identity disorder is different from schizophrenia, right? Schizophrenics don't have multiple personalities, they live in their own little world, hear voices, and see things. Your character would have DID, not schizophrenia. Plus, Karkon ain't a Russian name :) -- Gemini

Funny is one of your faves? What a coincidence, it's one of my least favourite. ^_^ That comic sounds aprettypretty good. --Dark Grapefruit

Nonononono... Those are his different mentalities. He sometimes sees himself in the real world, and in a few made-up worlds. And Karkon is not Russian, I know, it is random, just like just about everything in my mind. -Lord Karkon

Weirdness...

--wazup90210

You're awesome! I can't wait to read your comics when they're famous someday!

PrincessofStrongBadia

Dude(or Parakeet), are you like Artemis Fowl or something? Boy(or parakeet) genius? Dudearakeet, as i quote, "Your are the most awesomest thing ever". Can you pleeeeeeez scan in those comics and maybe put them in WikiChat? That'd be awesome.-MoogleMaster?

Wow! Thanks for the complement! I'll try to get some comics in scanning quality, but it could take some time.

Yeah we would all love to see your comics. Seriously. - Heir_of_Lindeen

Woah. Something weird just happened. I did a google search for "Lord Karkon", and I found out that in spanish, Lord Voldemort is named Lord Karkon!!! WEIRD!!! -Lord Karkon

That is weird. - Heir_of_Lindeen

Ok now Lord Karkon is a creative name. I mean you could all learn a lesson from Mr. Karkon here. I mean some of the names you people come up with are totally unoriginal. Now I'm not naming names here, I'm just saying that there could be more creativity here. I have no idea what CE5 is supposed to stand for. Actaully I do but still. - Heir_of_Lindeen

Funny/Weird Quotes

'"So... you're the gobblers. And that stands for global... oblation... board... blers. Nice imagination, Mrs. Coulter."' -Dark Antorek, remarking upon "The Golden Compass"

'"My dad... well, I can't talk about it. His ... is hard to talk about... I think you'll laugh..."'
'"Just say it! What, did he die in a freak gumball or something?"'
'"How did you guess?"' -Gurrythemew talking to Apiercol

Security

I even created a security system: You copy my ideas or be a Wiki Troll, I introduce you to my bestest friend: Security Officer #1!

note: scary alien mewtwo curtesy of [dragonfree]
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Subpages

/BabelFished

Nicknames

These nicknames are what I will refer to people as sometimes:

Stevie And Raddie
Multiple Personality

Listen, who do you think you are? DO NOT PUT ANYTHING ON MY TITLE LIST! This means (Wikiwar)?! Strongrad

Just be quiet, Strongrad. You have made a few errors:

The war no longer exists.
You put insufficient parenthesis around wikiwar.
This wiki is meant for public access, the only page you could even 'own' is your UserSpace.

PS: I think I am Lord Karkon. --Lord Karkon

Hey I don't like messin with your userspace, but those links can't stay up, the pages got deleted by Joey and Jones. AgentSeethroo

Listen Karkon I'm so sorry about the way Strongrad acted. My lackey and I are new here and want to make a difference here. Unfornately my friend always jumps at any small insult he recieves. I truly hope we can put this small ordeal behind us and that there will be no more deleting of my Wikistuff -Stevebad

Yeah, but I still have a grudge against you guys. I think that it must be some kind of neurosis (I read about neurosi in a psychology book), but I have some kind of unexplained dislike regarding your lackey and you. Confusedly yours, Lord Karkon

Thou hast provene thyself worthey, but thine lackey muste stille proveth himself. --Lord Karkon

My Pictures

These are some of my 'homemade' pictures.

-I wish I had this guy as a pet.
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-I wish this was my avatar in [GunBound].

My Master

I am a follower of DarkLordNache. I help him do EVILS! From this point forward my evil servant ( Dark Lord Karkon ) voice will look like this.
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Tech Support

If the any pictures I have do not work, just go to Edit This Document and go to the direct source of the pictures.

Look, I know a little german, and i know what your email to sb's mom really said. If you are angry with stevebad or me, i suggest you let it go before you wind up banned from this wiki. Strongrad

I have good reason to be angry with you. You are bringing ruination to this Wiki. I will not stand by while you plunge this Wiki into Darwinian thought. Fine, tell JoeyDay that you don't like that I don't like you and won't pretend not to. He will not ban me for disliking you anymore than I could get him to ban Mysterious Stranger for having a security device. Yours seriously, Lord Karkon.

HUH! Everything i do on this site is how it is supposed to be, about Homestar Runner. Strongrad

(does a search for strongrad)
Do one yourself and I've proven my point. -- JestersOfTheMoon

Finally, my torment is over. My parents banned me from this wiki for 2 weeks because they thought I was spending too much time on it, but now I'M FINALLY FREE! --Lord Karkon

Karky, how would you like to be my lackey? Come on, I'll pay you. First of all: Because you are awesome. Second of all: You got The Cheat and I got Strong Bad (on the quiz 2) --AgentNine

Lord Karkon, I just happened to noticed that you changed about four or five links from Lord Karkon to "Karkon Redeemed". What's up with that? Just in case you didn't know, you cannot have two usernames. -- Tom

LK, I am leaving indefinately this time.
- The Mysterious Shamus

Nice icons Lord Karkon- Homestarball Z