Hey, DG here. I found this site by Googling Homestar like everyone else. I eat, sleep, and breathe Homestar so I thought I could be useful. I'll be making transcripts of some short toons and emails (since there are some I have pretty much memorized) and adding odd little details whenever I find them. My hobbies (other than Homestar and more Homestar) are drawing, playing the keyboard, and obsessing over video games, especially the Zelda series. Gravy Train Captian is my brother, be nice to him.

Stuff I transcribed:
Stunt Double
20X6 vs. 1936
Mr. Shmallow
The Interview
Fluffy Puff Commercial

Favourite emails: Caper, Japanese Cartoon, Stunt Double, Caffeine, Army
Favourite toons that aren't emails: Pumpkin Carve-nival, The Interview, 20X6 vs. 1936

Check out the emails I sent Strong Bad.

In conclusion, this guy rocks.


Oh The Cheat, you are too cool for words.

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you play keyboard? that's groovay...I've been playin geeeetar for like 9 years now!
and yer taste in video games rocks! AgentSeethroo

And in conclusion, it is my intention to play video games for several hours. ~ AgentSeethroo

Hey, DG, THANX 4 writing on my page. I'm so thrilled someone looked at it! Wheeee! Anyway, if you need any computer help, check out WikiChat/ComputerHelp.

Now, some people need to get an ice cream sandwich. Kupo needs to go get an ice cream sandwich.

Herro.- SBZ22

Hi. Can you get me an ice cream sandwich too? --DG

Yeah, I'd like to order a large chili burger with fries and a Dr Pepper. - Heir_of_Lindeen

Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he is qualified to be a soft drink.
~-~(Psycho Mike)?~-~

Dr. Pepper has a Ph.D. in bubbly goodness!

Some people are tall and merciless. AgentSeethroo is destroying San Antonio. "TAKE THAT , THE ALAMO!!!"

Some people are very tall and merciless. AgentSeethroo is writing copy for The Pepsi Cola Company. -TallAndMerciless

Ok, I'm here with the food. Who's gonna pay for it? Not me. -Kupo

AgentSeethroo will. - Heir_of_Lindeen

Don't insult the Alamo. You probably know, but everybody died there. Don't say TAKE THAT ALAMO! - FireBird

It wasn't an insult on the Alamo, kid. The Alamo is a building in San Antonio. Therefore, it'd probably get a pretty good stompin' by any tall and/or merciless people. If you're gonna get pissed off, get pissed off at the Chaps. They drew that kid stompin' on The Alamo.
Agent "I'm from Texas, goober" Seethroo

I added an important message at StrongBadEmail, so you have to read it. Go and watch it!

[Maudi Algabban]

Uh... do you want to be a soldier in AgentNine's Homestarmy thing? If so, Squad 2 is where you need to sign up. Make sure it's on the main space, though. - Squad 2 Commando- FireBird

Actually, Dark Pomplamous, I am not a commando anymores. I quit. - FireBird

Ooh, French. Pomplamous has got to be the coolest French word there is. I'm not sure that's how it's spelled, but I don't care. --La Pomplamous Ombre
Note at a later date: it has come to my attention that it is spelled "pomplemousse." Which only makes it even cooler.

ZELDA ROCKS.--Don't make me go Zelda on you!

Hey, dark grapefruit, its cgnu fan from homestarrules.com
dont know if you remember me.

Yeah, I remember your name. How are you doing? (pronounced like boing) -Why am I linking back to this same page?

Do you like grapefruits? -Shopiom