Narrator Strong Bad: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader (cool parents!)! So and So (student council)! What's Her Face (shop lifting?)! The Ugly One (prepaid lunch!)!

Cheerleader: I'm totally bummed that school is happening again this year.

So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One: SO GOOD!

Cheerleader: Y'all are so wack.

The Ugly One: Wiggidy-wack?

Cheerleader: Nope, just regular type.

So and So: Not me. I sat next to Brett Bretterson in math and he asked to study with me at lunch.

[Hearts appear above her head and one gets pierced with an arrow.]

Cheerleader: You made Brett Bretterson up in first grade, he's not real.

So and So (to no one): Oh, Brett, there you are. Thank you, you've filled out nicely too.

Narrator Strong Bad: Weirded out!

So and So (walking into the "Fighting Growlbacks Bottomless Spirit Pit"): Okay, let's go. Ahhh! Go Growlbacks!

What's Her Face: When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation.

Cheerleader: Okay gals, Quarterback is over there. I'm gonna go see if he has any plans for dating me. Is-a my unda-wears showing?

The Ugly One: Yes ma'am.

Cheerleader: Grood.... I mean good... and great. Great and good.

The Ugly One: Teehee.

What's Her Face: We're cool.

[A heavy weight and a sack of potatoes fall on What's Her Face and The Ugly One, respectively, as Narrator Strong Bad says:]

Narrator Strong Bad: NO YOU'RE NOT.

Cheerleader: So Quarterman, how's about you and me?

Quarterback: How's about you get some brains?

The Man with the Huge Mouth (in a cockpit on top of a giant brain): CEREBELLUM'D!

So and So: Little help down here?... Maybe some Lunchables?... Or a juice box?... I love you too, Brett.

Narrator Strong Bad: IT'S OVER!