(A director's board covers the screen.)

Cherry Greg: Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, take one. (The board is pulled away to reveal Homestar holding a bag of Fluffy Puffs upside-down.) And action.

Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows.

Cherry Greg: Cut. The bag's upside down.

Homestar: Oh, sorry. (turns the bag around) About 147 Fluffy Puff...

Cherry Greg: We're not rolling.

Homestar: Oh, right.

(A beep is heard and we switch to the next scene)

Cherry Greg: Take two.

(the camera focuses)

Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Flushy Push marshmallows. Seriously folks, they-

Cherry Greg: Cut. You said Flushy Push.

Homestar: I know! Can you believe it?

Cherry Greg: Yeah, they're called Fluffy Puff.

Homestar: I know! Can you believe it?

(beep to next scene)

Cherry Greg: Take three. And action.

Homestar: Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. Seriously folks, they're the... the... um, the... (drops the bag) the best.

(beep to next scene)

Cherry Greg: Take six. Action.

Homestar: Before I drink something, often times I eat something too.

(beep to next scene)

Cherry Greg: Thirteen. Action.

Homestar: (is eating the marshmallows) What did you say?

Cherry Greg: Action.

Homestar: Oh, okay.

(beep to next scene. It is now slightly dark out.)

Homestar: ...147 Fluffy Puff marshmallows. (two drops of bird poop fall on his head) Seriously folks, they're the best. Alright, we finally got it! That's a wrap, folks. Guys?

(beep to next scene. It is now darker out.)

Homestar: (is reading his lines, mumbles along) Okay, I got it.

Cherry Greg: Okay, we're going to get it this time. And action.

Homestar: (stands there for a while. Crickets chirp. The boom comes down and hits Homestar in the head.) Oh. Before I drink 147 glasses of melonade, I eat 147 Fluffity Puffity marshalades.

(beep to next scene. It is now sunset.)

Cherry Greg: Action.

Homestar: (tired) Before I eat a tall slice of marmalade I like to drink lots and lots of marshmallows. I mean Fluffy Puffys.

(beep to next scene. It is now night.)

Homestar: I like marshmallows.

(cut to an orange screen, where a bag of Fluffy Puffs appears)

The Announcer: You heard it folks. Homestar likes marshmallows.

(some voices sing) They're fluffity. They're puffity. One two three four five!

The End