HOMSAR: Iiiiii'm in the mood for some punishment.

Um, since Homsar has communication problems, how could he even buy a computer, much less answer an e-mail?

CE5

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! The toaster walks in fast circles. When I get tired, I just smile hellooooooooooo. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Your words are like the sweet melon of Octonovember. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! The te-le-vision is coming to life! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Someone's dooring my piano. I'll charge you later! Bye-de-bye now!

-- A Shaaaaarrk

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!

Dear Homsar,
Musty, is rust? Twenty seven apple pancakes. Do, see, he's greater than me.
JestersOfTheMoon

Oh, right. Now, according to what I've read, Sir Isaac Newton was the one who wrote the theory of gravity after an apple fell on his head. Hmm... why does that sound familiar to me?

{Heavy Lourde falls and smashes Homsar.}

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! The warmth of a cool night's teatime. Can you scratch my itch? I can't reach it!

-- Doo doo doo DOOOOOOOOOO

HOMSAR: {singing} I need to eat more chocolate caaaaandles! I neeeeed to eaaaaaaaat them!

Dear Homsar,
Do you have any friends that are as random as you? I would like to meet them.
-- Dark Grapefruit

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! A grapefruit by any other name would talk like a balloooOOOOOooon. I think my best friend's been skewered! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Perhaps I can convince the rhinoceras of a hot winter in July! Want toast? AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Here he comes! Can I have some?

-- The buttons are moooooooving!

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! The penguins are marching on my turf again!

Dear homsar,
Could you please explain to me some fun uses for lard?
-JamesGecko

DaAa, I think a turtle played the flute! When a pig goes on your head, you soon will be dead! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Sometimes I mix wine with ramen and eat screws for breakfaaaaaast. Don't you think not?

-- Huh?

HOMSAR: I'm gonna make a moooooooovie.

Dear Homsar,

How can you type if you don't have arms?

Sincerely
[ADRESS UNKNOWN]

Oh no! I think I broke a spoon! The blinking lights are after me! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!

-- TYPE
HOMSAR: Don't look thrice, but a whale is nice!

Dear Homsar,

Don't you talk to me!

From Bubs

A'dya, hey there Tubbs! Can I have a marshmallow airplane glue factory pie? AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I like the golden ones for last.

-- Homsar

HOMSAR: DaAa! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Five!

Yo Homsar:

I've heard there is someone called Hamestarrunner, Is this true?
-Zeus

A picture is worth a thousand words, but not on Christmas noon! A pancake? A pancake? A PANCAKE! RUN!

-- SERIOUSLY, RUN!

HOMSAR: It's time for another day of joy!

Dear Homsar,
If you hate Strong Bad so much, why don't you kill him?
AlphaZodiac.

DaAa, Reggie is a strong and bad menace to society! But I can't feel my legs right now, so I'll just pretend I'm drinking milk!

-- Recycling is the devil's handiwork!
HOMSAR: Well well well well well well well! DaAa! Well!

Dear Homsar,
Do you take off your hat when you go to bed?

--liato

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! That would be a luxury one can seldom afford. A pen would suffice for now!

-- Ink blot! Ink blot!
HOMSAR: I just got back from a show. Time to read the fine print.

Dear Homsar,
If you're so smart and all can you tell me what Butt's twelve by pies means?

Tenderly,
Heir_of_Lindeen

Well, Mystery Meat, the Butt's Twelve are an uncanny group of crime-fighting peas. In a heartfelt drama, the crossroads rule the galaxy with an iron fist! Oh no! I think I need to write another act!

-- Pies!
HOMSAR: DaAa, time for a bubble bath!

Dear Homsar,
Were you the 1936 version of Homestar in 1936? What will teh 20X6 version be like?
-Out of this world


...I'm confused.
HOMSAR: Hey Reggie, can I have some more?

Dear Homsar,
How did your I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin Party go? Or is it still going on?
Mithent

AaAaAaAaAaAaA! The Jeffersons already started! Come on down, mister mister! We're just about to start the next live act. Tell that rhinoceras to come too!

-- Homsar


Hey Homsar,

Who's Reggie?

Don't love,
Ace101

Homsar

Can I be the Co-Captin of the gravy train

with many AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAA's,
hehehomestar

The gravy train has a good ring to it but a spoon will use the best force of doodles. People need a new greener oven TV!!
d3ar homs4r,
whatw olud ypou b elike if u had 4 big mouth!?!??!??? d0 u have a cqar?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? CoEM T0 MY FTP HOW D OyoU DELETE EM4LS!?!?!?!?!?
CRAPFU;LY CRAFUL,
7 33T3D

DaAaAaa?, you speak my language Superman! I have the Atari coin for the toaster, but the full moon ate my weiner dog!

Dear Homsar,
Have you written any songs lately?


~AaAaAaA!

The little people from Wal-Mart told me to watch for the teddy bear, but the eggs and ham don't like me Sam!


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hey homsar ,
whats your favorite food itsdotcomer

Grainy Marshmellows that the cats and birds get along on top of with the Mellow Yellow.
Yo Homsar,
Have you ever been in a movie?
From,
MelonadeLuvr

I've made dolls with yellow Hatted heads and spoon hands, but never a fish on the Maid o' Mist!
{NOTE:I'm translating to his accent}

Hey Homsar,

Yoooouuu aaaAAAAAaaaaaaAAaaaAAa aaaaas duuuummbb as Octonovemer!!! aaAaaAAaaaAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaahhhy???????{Translation:Why are you so dumb?}

Thank you Gregory, Tasteball should be dined on perfectly to your cal-cyu-lations!


Dear Homsar,

Tell me the origin of the gravy train.

Love,

Bri


Dear Homsar,
How do you play tasteball?
Queen Of Town

What's a jengajam?