An Effervescing Elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk,
once whispered to the tiny ear, the ear of one inferior,
that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!,
because the tiger would roam. The little one said:
"Oh my goodness I must stay at home!
and every time I hear a growl
I'll know the tiger's on the prowl;
and I'll be really safe, you know, the elephant he told me so."
Everyone was nervy, oh yeah! and the message was spread;
to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus
who wallowed in the mud; and chewed his spicy hippo-plankton food;
and tended to ignore the word preferring to survey a herd;
of stupid water bison, oh yeah! And all the jungle took fright,
and ran around for all the day and the night
but all in vain, because, you see, the tiger came and said:
"Who me?! You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.
I'd much prefer something to chew; and you're all to scant."
oh yeah! He ate the Elephant.

-Syd Barrett


I am one of the [H*R.net] survivors.

I portray Senor Cardgage in WikiFanStuff/OtherCharacterEmail.

I write the 'Breaking News' and 'Broken News' columns in WikiFanStuff/The Homestar Runner Weekly.

My homepage can be found here:
http://www.fictionpress.com/~alphazodiac.

My favorite bands are as follows:


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COMMENT'D - Heir_of_Lindeen

I don't see AC/DC on your list of hard rock bands. ( Or Led Zepplin. You mean to tell me you've NEVER gotten the led out!?!) - FireBird

Eh, I'm just more of a progressive rock kinda guy, I just can't get enough of concept albums and rock operas!
(In fact, I wrote a rock opera myself [HERE])

CUPCAKE'D
- Mysterious-Stranger

Are those bands in order of goodness, because The Beatles are at the top and that's definatly right.

Uh... ACCESS DENIED'D?

--wazup90210