Homestarrunner.com has a lot of lingo that you ought to know. And this lingo is used alot here at the wiki, so here's a dictionary of such words.
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1936: The past of Free Country, USA. The time of that was like a REALLY old movie.
20X6: Pronounced "twenty-exty-six". Possibly the eventual future of Free Country, USA, it's the hometime of
Stinko Man. It's also
The Brothers Chaps' way of parodying the cliches of anime.
- I thought it was 20XP6! -- DragonDoom?5
404'd!: something that happens when you type in something Homestar-related that doesn't exist.
The Man With The Huge Mouth does it,
Strong Bad makes fun of your typing skills, and
The Ugly One complains about her browser.
A
ARROWED!: Something that happens to the
TeenGirlSquad, in which
The Man With The Huge Mouth spits arrows out of his mouth at a girl. It also happens to Trogdor in the
TROGDOR! game (See also: SWORDED!).
Atari 2600: The video game system parodied time and time again in Homestar runner. To my knowledge, the first time it was paraodied was in
In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD, when the game Pitfall was used.
B
BALEETED!: Another way to say "deleted". From
StrongBadEmail/50 emails, in which Homestar can't spell "deleted"
Butter-Da: A "drink" that
The King of Town advertises. "they tells me not to, but I still drinks it!"
C
Carol: Marzipan's guitar, ironically adorned with a snake painting. Also known as Carl.
CEREBELLUM'D!: The Most Random Attack to date from
The Man With The Huge Mouth on the
TeenGirlSquad, Cheerleader was attacked...by a giant...brain with an Eye patch.
CGNU: Crazy Go Nuts University. A school that
Strong Bad created. AKA "see gee in you"
CHALLENGE!!!: A favorite word (and pastime) of
Stinko Man.
CHILDREN!: Another
The Man With The Huge Mouth attack. He says it when he ran over So and So's New Boyfriend with a van with "CHILDREN!" Written on the side.
Cold One: A drink (hinted at being beer, but since H*R.com is sorta a kid's site, we may never officially know), that is drunk by the inhabitants of
Free Country, USA. See
StrongBadEmail/property of ones.
...comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!: Phrase used anytime describing a dragon, specifically
Trogdor. Put the name of the thing before "comes". Originally from the
StrongBadEmail/guitar.
Crap: It's the word that
Strong Bad likes to hear himself say, but not hear other people say. It can also be changed to be
Crapful,
Crapfully,
Crappy and various other words.
Holy Crap is very popular with
Strong Bad.
D
Dag yo: The equivalent of saying "Dang, man" or something close to that. Used in
StrongBadEmail/comic and
TeenGirlSquad/Issue1.
DELETED!!!: What
Strong Bad says when he deletes a really bad e-mail, usually having to do with Boxing Gloves and typing.
DELORTED!!!:
Coach Z's Pronunciation of 'DELETED!!!'. Seen in
StrongBadEmail/replacement. Screen turns greenish, as opposed to the usual blue.
Denny's Menu: This is the title of the
StrongBadEmail menu page, where
Strong Bad (occasionally accompanied by onother character) does his Email Raps.
Deuce: The act of flipping someone off. Also called 'single deuce,' which is the preferred method of Pom-Pom. Apparently, 'deuce' can also mean the act of shoving a cake for
The Poopsmith Strong Sad's face.
Double Deuce: The ultimate flip-off maneuver, performed by using both hands at once. Introduced in
StrongBadEmail/the bird. Favored attack of
Stinko Man.
Dumples: CGNU's mascot
Homestar Runner "wondering what the Dumple is.."
E
Easter egg: A hidden feature in a website (they also appear elsewhere, such as DVDs and games). Authors put them in as inside jokes or to reward especially dedicated visitors/viewers/players (or just the ones with the most spare time). Most
StrongBadEmails have at least one easter egg, as do other parts of the site.
Everloving: A term used by Strong Bad to enhance something. Always used as "Blank the everloving blank out of blank". For example: "Egg the everloving crap out of your castle", or "Beat the everloving snot out of me."
F
Fangoriously: To be devoured and subsequently digested in a manner similar to that of an ice cream sandwich, often by a gelatinous monster.
Fhqwhgads: A word that was invented thanks to
StrongBadEmail/i love you. It's short for "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf". Very few in the land can prononce it. (
Homestar Runner says "Fogomago."
Coach Z says "FHORDLINGRADS!"
Strong Mad says "DOUGLAS!!") The word has got its own Music Video and encouraged others to get songs about them. See
StrongBadEmail/i love you.
Matt Chapman describes a fhqwhgad as someone that keeps jockin' you and won't get offa your tip.
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Fluffy Puff Marshmallows: Homestar's favorite brand of marshmallows. Mascot is
Marshie. Copyright
Galoob.
freakin': Something every one in the H*R universe loves to say. "Put that freakin' sandwich down!"
G
Gelatinous: A word that kids will learn reading
Strong Bad's Children's Book.
Grumblecake: A little cake, made with steam and sugar. See
StrongBadEmail/stupid stuff
H
H*R: A common abbreviation of
Homestar Runner.
Holy Crap: A common term used by
Strong Bad. It is usually said when
Strong Bad is angry, annoyed, or upset.
HSR: Another common abbreviation of
Homestar Runner.
I
Intelligent or
Intelligence: Being smart. The antithesis of
Homestar Runner.
Homestar Runner's intelligence (or lack there of) is mocked in many cartoons. In
StrongBadEmail/stupid stuff, Homestar pronounces it "Intellivision".
J
Jorb: How
Coach Z used to say job. See
A Jorb Well Done.
K
Kick The Cheat: Something commonly done by Strong Bad. First mentioned in
StrongBadEmail/little animal, also the name of the demo game for the Kick The Cheat plush doll in the
Store
L
Late 360 shove-it to boneless'd: A halfpipe skateboarding stunt pulled by
Thomas in
TeenGirlSquad/Issue5.
LTWFTW-Long Time Watcher, First Time Writer.
Limozeen- A band Strong Bad is a big fan of.
M
Macromedia Flash: The software that the
The Brothers Chaps use to make the
Homestar Runner cartoons and the
Features.
Melonade: A drink drunk by
Homestar Runner. I can only assume that it is made of melon juice, sugar, and water. It first appeared in "A Jumping Jack Contest", where The Cheat offered Homestar 147 glasses of it. In
StrongBadEmail/helium, you see a keg of melonade to the right of Strong Bad.
MSG'd!: Another
TeenGirlSquad attack from
The Man With The Huge Mouth. This time he threw 3 spring rolls at
The Ugly One.
N
O
Old-Timey: Another name for the
1936 toons. First used in the TV Time menu entree for
Kick The Can
P
The Paper: A piece of paper that comes down after each
StrongBadEmail. It says: "Click here to e-mail
Strong Bad". On
Main Pages/King of Town MainPage, click on e-mail and wait until it is over. The paper will come down that reads a new message. "Nobody wants to e-mail
The King of Town. Really."
The Process: The process of how
Strong Bad chooses what E-mail to read. It is sometimes referred to in some emails, notably
StrongBadEmail/the process, but is mainly just referred to outside of the side.
Q
R
S
SAILING MISHAP!: Yet another attack on
TeenGirlSquad by
The Man With the Huge Mouth. He runs his boat (the S. S. Inevitable) onshore, breaking
Cheerleader in half.
sibbie: Someone who asked
Strong Bad to write a song about him after he made one about
fhqwhgads. Strong Bad refused, but somehow he made two songs: "Song About Sibbie" and "I Friggin' hate Sibbie". See
StrongBadEmail/sibbie.
SOOO GOOD!: Usually at the begining of an issue of
Teen Girl Squad, the girls will allude to looking "Sooooooooo Good!"
The Stick: An ordinary stick that stands in the middle of a field and which the characters occasionally congregate at. See
StrongBadEmail/labor day and
Thing in a Bag.
StrongBadia: The country ruled by Strong Bad. Its population is currently a tire. You can check its population by looking at the sign, which is really a monument of Strong Bad's right foot. Also, in fall 2005, a bundt cake pan and coach Z will move in.
SWORDED!: This is what happens to Trogdor in the Trogdor game when he touches a knight.
T
Tangerine Dreams: The name of
The Cheat's iMac. He uses it to make crazy cartoons and music vidoes.
Teen Girl Squad: An independent comic book, written and voiced by Strong Bad. It centers on four teenage girls who undergo bizarre phenomena and usually wind up dead or otherwise in trouble.
The Brothers Chaps: Mike and Matt Chapman, the brothers who make the cartoons on
[Homestarrunner.com].
Thnikkaman: Bubs' alter ego. Bascially it Bubs with glasses and a paper with the letter "TH" taped to his chest. Distracts Strong bad in
StrongBadEmail/monument (as well as Homestar in one of the email's easter eggs). Also implied to be the one and only reason that Homestar doesn't wear pants
Tire: A Tire, Strong Badia's only citizen. (Unless you count the Cinder Block and Stop Sign.)
Trogdor: A dragon drawn by strong bad in
StrongBadEmail/dragon. Since then, has starred in his own video game.
U
V
Van Buren: This elusive President of the United States has appeared three times on Homestarrunner.com. The first was in E-Mail #71, in which Strong Bad sticks a Post-It note with Van Buren on it to his computer. The second instance is on the Cheat's character page. At the end, he threatens to throw a bust of Van Buren at you...and he ends up doing it. Van Buren also shows up in 3 Times Halloween Funjob, on the coins Bubs gives to Homestar at the beginning. "And sixteen cents as your change!"
W
Wight:
Homestar Runner's mispronunciation of the word 'right'.
Witch's Brew: Something that
Homestar Runner is obsessed with. Started with a halloween cartoon. He thought everybody was dressed up as it. See
Pumpkin Carve-nival
w00t: Pronunciated W-OOH-T, is an exclamation of joy, this is used sometimes in
TeenGirlSquad
X
Y
Yon Castle: The name of The King of Town's happy castle where he, The Little Chef Dude, The Bishop, The Hornblower, The Knight, The Blacksmith, and The Poopsmith live. First shown in
The King of Town DVD.
Z
Z: The Z on
Coach Z's Medlion.
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