Homestar Runner Wiki : The Man With The Huge Mouth

Also known as the "ARROWED guy" and the "CHILDREN man." This is the guy who constantly kills members of the Teen Girl Squad. He appears in every issue and has a distinctive voice and a huge mouth. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, and a ship captain (Gosh, I wonder how much money this guy makes... or how much free time he has!). The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows:

Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend with a CHILDREN truck.
Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One some Pan-Asian Cuisine, which makes her MSG'D.
Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.
Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.
Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets 3 noses?

Also appears 404ing The Ugly One when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and 'ARROWED!!!' is missing. 404'd

What's Her Face, and So and So are the only Teen Girl Squad members who have yet to suffer a Man With the Huge Mouth attack.

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