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Not to be overcritical, but this bugs me to no end because I'm actually IN the military.
First of all, it's spelled Sergeants, and a sergeant and a captain have NOTHING to do with each other. Sergeants are enlisted and Captains are Officers, which means rank-wise they're REALLY far away from each other.
I can help you if ya don't mind though.
Agent "Ten-HUT" Seethroo
By the way, can I be the commando?
Sure, you can be the commando (I like your name). And all that stuff is supposed to make no sense. --
Agent9
Can I be a soldier?
Colenal Karkon
Sure. You will be commanded by Commando Bert aka Firebert. Your Sergeant is yet to be appointed. In other words... You don't have one yet.
Clever Dan, reporting for duty sir.--
Clever Dan
Hey, Dan, it's actually "Clever Dan reports as ordered." Don't forget it.
Commando Seethroo
But Seethroo, he wasn't ordered. Remember? --
Agent9
I have the five bucks and lunch to offer up sir! i will join. -
Arrohed Aria
You sure will cuz I'm hungry!! --
Agent9
Seethroo, I need another name for squad 3.
Metastar and Firebird, you two look for people to join. then come back and give me some names.
Soldiers, well you guys can keep checking up on
Stevebadia and make sure when the army page is made. Then tell me.
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Agent9
Loath though I am to join one of these reckless organizations, this one intrigues me. I've brought along the five
lira. May I join? -
Bootcamp Guru
Sure you can. --
Agent9
PS: WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET!!!
Firebird, I said give me some names as in put sime names you wanted to join RIGHT HERE!
not to add them to the army automatically thats a warning.--
Captain
I didn't add them automatically to the page. Another Fan did that himself. I asked him if he wanted to join, and he put himself on the page. -
Commando who was accused of something he didn't do
Sorry, May I join? Pretty-please?
Another Fan
I don't want a warning. I don't deserve it. -
Commando for Squad 2
Agent 9, you said I has what it takes to join the Homestarmy. What position do you think I should have?
Shopiom
How about a truce with (TANK)
?? We're willing to support you. --
JestersOfTheMoon
Yes! We will fight the Stevebadians IN THE WAR AGAINST STRONGBADIA!!!! 2 on 1! They don't stand a chance!! --
Agent9
Shopiom you're the hidden shotgun dude. --
Agent9
Oh, sorry about that Fireberd. I thought you added him. I was going to put a warning but i didn't. Maybe I typed it and forgot to undo it. --
Sorry about that, Agent9
Oh, ya you can join Another Fan. --
Agent9
Anybody want to be a citiczen of (Agent9badia)
?? --
Agent9
Thanks. And I'll be a citiczen of your town thing. I have a feeling it will be a big target for attacks from different armys. -
FireBird
In the Hometsarmy, Kupo, Me, Agent 9, Agent Seethro, Firebird, and
JestersOfTheMoon shall be fighters. Our enemies shall be Princess of
StrongBadia, Stevebad, and Strongrad. Can anyone think of more enemies for the Homestarmy? 3 is not enough. -
The Hidden Shotgun Dude Salute! ..>
Who said you give the orders? Your just a soldier!
And I think this page needs to be organized. Like:
Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?
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Sections:
((Camp A))
(all the other camps, if any)
((Boot Camp))
((Misions))-Post what different people have to do (example- "Soldiers, go check up on Srevebadia")
((Comments))- Comments
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I WANT YOU FOR THE HOMESTARMY
You know, something like that. It would be alot eaiser to tell what different ranks need to do. (Like Shopiom over there said that
FireBird(me), Kupo, You, and alot of different people to go fight.)(I didn't, because she can't give orders. She's just a soldier) -
Commando Squad 2
da princess joined stevebadia?! --
Agent9
Um,
I hate to be overcrtical a bit less than
your best agent does, so I think I'll be blunt. "Citizens" is the correct spelling of the word, unless you're utilizing a radically different tongue from the English that we commonly embrace. And it's spelled "missions". And... so on. -
The Third Commando
I know. I just couldn't remember how to spell it. --
Agent9
When you said "she can't give orders," were you referring to me,cause I'm a boy. Also, I wasn't saying that POSB is part of Stevebadia, just saying that Strongbadia should be one of our enemies.
Shotgun Shopiom
Oh. I just imagined you as a girl because of your name. SHOPiom. I thought it had something to do with the mall or something. -
FireBird
Kupo here! I am delivering tank numero uno to your base para ammunition and such. Use as you like until tomorrow. -
da General
We better attack soon. How exactly do we use this tank, Kupo? -
Commando-Squad 2
I say we blindly and violently run over pedestrians....what? it's just an idea... ~
Sadistic Commando
Or we could stab everyone and then shoot them with the tank.
Or we could Tankdoken everything that crosses our field of vision.
Man, I'm feeling evil today. ~
Agent "Black Mage" Seethroo
All we've got is our text. -
Fire "Commando" Bird
The well-known recruiter (Squad 2’s own Commando) seems to think I would make a good soldier and to post here if I’m interested. So now that I’ve posted here, I’ll leave it up to him to figure out weather or not I am, in fact, interested. What do I do now? --
The Fish of McGee
Wait for Agent9 to give you "the O-K". -
FireBird
You're in, Fishie...uh, colonel gee...um...fishielenol mcgee? Yeah,
Fishielenol McGee! --
Agent9
Gotta get da tank back.
Da General
Alright Mr. 9 I made the
Stevebadia Army page. So now you can begin to hassle me, and pick on me. Personally I don't feel I've done anything to deserve to be attacked but apparently I did something. Unfortunately with
Strongrad as my alley I won't get a single soldier. Really I feel people shouldn't immediately say
Strongrad and
Stevebad. They should say
Stevebad or
Strongrad not both together. Maybe I'd get a few people to help my cause if they thpught Strongrad was in the army but didn't have commanding power. Oh well I'm ready for a beating. Just please don't delete my pages or some other unnecessary cruelty like that O.K.? -
Punching bag AKA, Stevebad
Holy crap! Stevebad is here! Everyone beat him up! (Gets out shotgun and fires bullets) -
Shotgun Shopiom
Dear god. This is just another manifestation of the 'Wiki War', which is why I'm not participating in this any longer. I am officially retired from your army, and 'twas a mistake to even consider joining. -
Jweb Guru, Veteran - Ex-Commando
I agree.
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Alpha "Truce?" Zodiac
That's why I quit. -
FireBird
Can I make an spy squadron,
Agent9, sir?
Mega-Cheat
Sure go ahead. --
AgentNine
Can I create a division, sir-gGENERAL-sir?
-
Mysterious-Stranger
Can I be neutral but still have a giant mech? Please? The reason why I'm with
SteveBad is because he gives me gas. -
Kupo
KUPO! What are you trying to do? I mean... WHA? NEUTRAL! THAT'S CRAZY! STEAL THE MECH AND KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF! -
Hyper Sniper
I don't think
AgentNine goes to this page anymore, guys. But, I'll stay in the Homestarmy as long as
The or someone else makes more stories about me in the army. -
Shotgun Shopiom
Agentwhatever, youll never defeat stevebadia, not as long as
Stevebad,
Cond, and I (the general from the k-man islands, which is the land on the opposite side of the orange river) are generals.
Strongrad, who IS the Iron Man