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Not to be overcritical, but this bugs me to no end because I'm actually IN the military.

First of all, it's spelled Sergeants, and a sergeant and a captain have NOTHING to do with each other. Sergeants are enlisted and Captains are Officers, which means rank-wise they're REALLY far away from each other.
I can help you if ya don't mind though.
Agent "Ten-HUT" Seethroo
By the way, can I be the commando?

Sure, you can be the commando (I like your name). And all that stuff is supposed to make no sense. --Agent9

Can I be a soldier? Colenal Karkon

Sure. You will be commanded by Commando Bert aka Firebert. Your Sergeant is yet to be appointed. In other words... You don't have one yet.

Clever Dan, reporting for duty sir.--Clever Dan

Hey, Dan, it's actually "Clever Dan reports as ordered." Don't forget it. Commando Seethroo

But Seethroo, he wasn't ordered. Remember? --Agent9

I have the five bucks and lunch to offer up sir! i will join. -Arrohed Aria

You sure will cuz I'm hungry!! --Agent9

Seethroo, I need another name for squad 3.
Metastar and Firebird, you two look for people to join. then come back and give me some names.
Soldiers, well you guys can keep checking up on Stevebadia and make sure when the army page is made. Then tell me.
--Agent9

Loath though I am to join one of these reckless organizations, this one intrigues me. I've brought along the five lira. May I join? - Bootcamp Guru

Sure you can. --Agent9
PS: WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET!!!

Firebird, I said give me some names as in put sime names you wanted to join RIGHT HERE!
not to add them to the army automatically thats a warning.--Captain

I didn't add them automatically to the page. Another Fan did that himself. I asked him if he wanted to join, and he put himself on the page. - Commando who was accused of something he didn't do

Sorry, May I join? Pretty-please? Another Fan

I don't want a warning. I don't deserve it. - Commando for Squad 2

Agent 9, you said I has what it takes to join the Homestarmy. What position do you think I should have? Shopiom

How about a truce with (TANK)?? We're willing to support you. -- JestersOfTheMoon

Yes! We will fight the Stevebadians IN THE WAR AGAINST STRONGBADIA!!!! 2 on 1! They don't stand a chance!! --Agent9

Shopiom you're the hidden shotgun dude. --Agent9

Oh, sorry about that Fireberd. I thought you added him. I was going to put a warning but i didn't. Maybe I typed it and forgot to undo it. --Sorry about that, Agent9

Oh, ya you can join Another Fan. --Agent9

Anybody want to be a citiczen of (Agent9badia)?? --Agent9

Thanks. And I'll be a citiczen of your town thing. I have a feeling it will be a big target for attacks from different armys. - FireBird

In the Hometsarmy, Kupo, Me, Agent 9, Agent Seethro, Firebird, and JestersOfTheMoon shall be fighters. Our enemies shall be Princess of StrongBadia, Stevebad, and Strongrad. Can anyone think of more enemies for the Homestarmy? 3 is not enough. -The Hidden Shotgun Dude Salute! ..>

Who said you give the orders? Your just a soldier!

And I think this page needs to be organized. Like:
 Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy?
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Sections:
((Camp A))
(all the other camps, if any)

((Boot Camp))
((Misions))-Post what different people have to do (example- "Soldiers, go check up on Srevebadia")
((Comments))- Comments
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I WANT YOU FOR THE HOMESTARMY
You know, something like that. It would be alot eaiser to tell what different ranks need to do. (Like Shopiom over there said that FireBird(me), Kupo, You, and alot of different people to go fight.)(I didn't, because she can't give orders. She's just a soldier) - Commando Squad 2

da princess joined stevebadia?! --Agent9

Um, I hate to be overcrtical a bit less than your best agent does, so I think I'll be blunt. "Citizens" is the correct spelling of the word, unless you're utilizing a radically different tongue from the English that we commonly embrace. And it's spelled "missions". And... so on. - The Third Commando

I know. I just couldn't remember how to spell it. --Agent9

When you said "she can't give orders," were you referring to me,cause I'm a boy. Also, I wasn't saying that POSB is part of Stevebadia, just saying that Strongbadia should be one of our enemies. Shotgun Shopiom

Oh. I just imagined you as a girl because of your name. SHOPiom. I thought it had something to do with the mall or something. - FireBird

Kupo here! I am delivering tank numero uno to your base para ammunition and such. Use as you like until tomorrow. -da General

We better attack soon. How exactly do we use this tank, Kupo? - Commando-Squad 2

I say we blindly and violently run over pedestrians....what? it's just an idea... ~ Sadistic Commando

Or we could stab everyone and then shoot them with the tank.
Or we could Tankdoken everything that crosses our field of vision.
Man, I'm feeling evil today. ~ Agent "Black Mage" Seethroo

All we've got is our text. - Fire "Commando" Bird

The well-known recruiter (Squad 2ís own Commando) seems to think I would make a good soldier and to post here if Iím interested. So now that Iíve posted here, Iíll leave it up to him to figure out weather or not I am, in fact, interested. What do I do now? --The Fish of McGee

Wait for Agent9 to give you "the O-K". - FireBird

You're in, Fishie...uh, colonel gee...um...fishielenol mcgee? Yeah, Fishielenol McGee! --Agent9

Gotta get da tank back. Da General

Alright Mr. 9 I made the Stevebadia Army page. So now you can begin to hassle me, and pick on me. Personally I don't feel I've done anything to deserve to be attacked but apparently I did something. Unfortunately with Strongrad as my alley I won't get a single soldier. Really I feel people shouldn't immediately say Strongrad and Stevebad. They should say Stevebad or Strongrad not both together. Maybe I'd get a few people to help my cause if they thpught Strongrad was in the army but didn't have commanding power. Oh well I'm ready for a beating. Just please don't delete my pages or some other unnecessary cruelty like that O.K.? -Punching bag AKA, Stevebad

Holy crap! Stevebad is here! Everyone beat him up! (Gets out shotgun and fires bullets) -Shotgun Shopiom

Dear god. This is just another manifestation of the 'Wiki War', which is why I'm not participating in this any longer. I am officially retired from your army, and 'twas a mistake to even consider joining. - Jweb Guru, Veteran - Ex-Commando

I agree.
-Alpha "Truce?" Zodiac

That's why I quit. - FireBird

Can I make an spy squadron, Agent9, sir?
Mega-Cheat

Sure go ahead. --AgentNine

Can I create a division, sir-gGENERAL-sir?
- Mysterious-Stranger

Can I be neutral but still have a giant mech? Please? The reason why I'm with SteveBad is because he gives me gas. -Kupo

KUPO! What are you trying to do? I mean... WHA? NEUTRAL! THAT'S CRAZY! STEAL THE MECH AND KEEP IT FOR YOURSELF! - Hyper Sniper

I don't think AgentNine goes to this page anymore, guys. But, I'll stay in the Homestarmy as long as The or someone else makes more stories about me in the army. -Shotgun Shopiom

Agentwhatever, youll never defeat stevebadia, not as long as Stevebad, Cond, and I (the general from the k-man islands, which is the land on the opposite side of the orange river) are generals. Strongrad, who IS the Iron Man