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=== Homsar's character video: === "AaAaAaAaAaAaA, hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered...Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the powerball." === From StrongBadEmail === *StrongBadEmail/theme park (#104): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's time for tasteball!" *StrongBadEmail/different town (#99): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm forever your girl!" {as Modestly Hot Homsar} *StrongBadEmail/army (#93): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! You gotta get yours, I gotta get mine." *StrongBadEmail/impression (#82): "I'm crying on the inside." *StrongBadEmail/suntan (#77): "I'm just in time for the murder mystery!" *StrongBadEmail/2 emails (#71): "I'm a million ladies tall!" (We don't really hear him say it, but Strong Sad says that he does.) *StrongBadEmail/interview (#62) (These are said by Strong Bad as hypothetical Homsarisms.): *#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a song from the sixties." (He does say it a little later in the e-mail) *#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Rightio! I think I can twice." *#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was raised by a cup of coffee." *#"Twas the pride of the peaches." *#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk." *#"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?" (he does say this one; Strong Bad does not) *StrongBadEmail/dragon (#58): "I do what I'm told." *StrongBadEmail/your friends (#46): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm saving the best for last!" *StrongBadEmail/homsar (#2): "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! What is it, Strong Bad?" === MarzipansAnsweringMachine/Version 5: === "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye." === MarzipansAnsweringMachine/Version 7: === "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!" === Where's the Cheat?: === #"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!" #"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam." === Three Times Halloween Funjob: === "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm open for interpretation." === Pumpkin Carve-nival: === #"I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!" #"And also with you!" === The House That Gave Sucky Treats === #"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!" #"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the original ladies man!" #{singing} "If you give me a treat, make sure it's sweet, and I'll eat it!" #"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" === StrongSadBlog === "When can we start the Jeffersons?" === His evite: === You're invited to an: I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin Party!! Hosted By: Homsar Where: Almost There When: Friday March 14th - from '93 til... Comments: Please come to my mega mix. Bring Dips. Chips will be provided. Bonfire. Social Graces. Late Night JengaJam. 4 live bands. 2 on the main stage, 2 on the Nokia SugarPhone SideShow Stage. Live acts TBA* *Most (all) of the live acts will be to hug a tree. === Main Pages/Homsar MainPage === #Toons:"toooOOOooons" #Games:"James!" #Characters:"Kelsey Grammer!" #Downloads:"Thank you!" #Store:"Legitimate Business!" #Email:"AaAaAaAaAaA!" === Misc. === [Happy T] (click in the lower right corner of the screen): "This is the thrill of a lifetime." |