[Watch it!]

Features: Marzipan, Strong Sad, Bubs, Homsar, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Marzipan's Greeting:

MARZIPAN: Ooo! Oooo! Happy Halloween. Don't be too scared.. 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message. This is Marzipan. {beep}

Message 5:

STRONG SAD: Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it, could be pretty fun. I'm.. hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. Alright. See ya.

Message 4:

BUBS: Hey, Bubs.. this is Marzipan! Oo, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so be sure to stop on by. Later.

Message 3:

HOMSAR: Waaah. Waaaaaaaaaah. Waaaaaaaaaah!. Waaaah. Waaoh.

Message 2:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Trick or Treat! Marzipan... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! {attempting ominous voice} Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all. My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. {thump, thump, thump, crash} Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um, I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message and I'll get right back to you.

Message 1:

STRONG BAD: Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan over here at the safety... squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape and walk in the middle the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in no way been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, no one at all will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Ok. Once again, I'm safety Dan. Happy Halloween.

Easter Eggs-

1. After the final message, press the tape deck to hear Homestar try to sing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.