Secwet sooooooonnnnnnggggg... I can't believe it's yooooouuuuu... I never knew it was twuuuuuuuue... oh, sec-a-wet soooooooooooooong. Seekwet song sooooooooooung your the seekwetest song on the album seekwet song. Songs are made of mysterey. And clouds are made of moonbeams seekwet song. Seekwet song-a-long-a-ding-dong. I love you. All night long. I can't stand to see you go. Seekwet song. I love you so. Wait. Good enough. -Homestar Runner, "Secret Song"

This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.

Note: Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.


[Everybody] - A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro.

[The Cheat is not dead] - A sample of The Cheat is not Dead from the Strong Bad Sings CD.

[Everybody To The Limit] - A loop of Everybody To The Limit. Used in Dancin' Bubs.

[Limozeen] - A sample of the Limozeen song from the Strong Bad Sings CD.

[Music] - This is the music from the classic cartoon, Marshmallow's Last Stand. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's 'Tropicalia')

[Oh yeah] - Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email,StrongBadEmail/marzipan.

[Sing Along] - A weird unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner or Strong Bad.

[Renegade Master] - A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Pages/MainPage 4 for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.

[Techno] - A sample loop from from StrongBadEmail/techno, used in Dancin' Bubs.

[Banjo] - From the StrongBadEmail/little questions easter egg. Also used in Dancin' Bubs.

[Drum N' Bass] A loop from Everybody to the Limit, also used in Dancin' Bubs.

Old Stuff

[Fan Costumes] - A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. Check out the Transcript here.

[Games Menu] - Old games menu.

[Old toon menu] - An old toon menu.

[Old toon menu 2] - The same toon menu as above, except with a link to A Jumping Jack Contest.

[Chinese Food] - Old toons menu. Related to fortune cookie game?

[Loading...] - A old loading Homestar thing.

[Old SB Email Menu] - An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to StrongBadEmail/gimmicks. It was used when the Tandy 400 blew up, so Strong Bad had to use notebook paper.

[Vacation Menu] - An old Strong Bad vacation menu. Click on the post-it note to hear some funny... stuff.

[Loading 2] - An old loading screen.

[Lava Lamp] - Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button.

[The Yearbook]- Old characters page. It was made sometime after the toon, The Yearbook. Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.

[SB Email Xmas Menu] - This was a menu used during the holidays of some year. Click on the middle yellow light to see Santa Bad Graphics Ghost, Click on "no" to see snowflakes, click on "holidays" to see a card from The Brothers Strong, and click on the candy cane to change its color.

[Old Main Page 6] - This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Pages/MainPage 10, the "more messages" link goes to MarzipansAnsweringMachine/Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right.

[Message Bored Rules] They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.

[Error Page] - The error page that was used before 404'D. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the contact page, you can see [that Strong Bad face] from the old error page.

[3rd Intro] - An Intro made between [the first], [second], and [fourth intros.]

[Wanted] - This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon came out.

[Old SB Email #46] - This is an alternate version of StrongBadEmail/your friends, with music that ends very early.

[Luau Menu] - An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.

Random Things

[Happy T] - A sign which says Happy T. You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Than click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear Homsar (I suggest using tab to find it).

[SB Sign] - A strange Strong Bad sign.

[Needle Point] - A needle point thing.

[Matt Cake!!!] - A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.

[Tire Cake] - A tire with candles. Click on one to see the snake from the strongbadia flag.

[Kicking Game] - A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, [Taryn], from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.)

[H*R Theme] - A desktop theme for H*R.

[SB Theme] - A desktop theme for SB.

[Theme Song] - The music for H*R's theme video which can be downloaded to do something or other.

[Shirts] - Some waffle shirts and some Jamacian shirt thing.

[Wireless Bizness] - Some cell phone thingy. Has some Strong Bad Emails.

[Coolest] - A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER".

[Pom-Pom Glossy] - A cool PomPom picture.

[SB Glossy] - A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in StrongBadEmail/2 years.

[Marzipan Shirts] - Marzipan shirts that were never used.

[Ween Stuff] - What it says.

[Bored Buttons] - Message bored buttons that were never used.

[Not the One Hundredth Email] - A little skit with Strong Bad and Homestar made especially for someone who wanted to peek at the one hundredth email before it came out.

[H*R Glossy] - Just like all the other glossies.

[Limozeen eCards] - Make and send a Thanksgiving Limozeen eCard.

[H*R Yearbook!] - It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over homestar's head to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it.".

[Trading Cards] - Probably an old Characters page. Click the Homestar Card to see another card, then that one to see another card, and keep doing it 'til you see Homeschool Winner (See Rejects/Homeschool Winner).

[Stencils] - Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins.

[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver] - These screensavers can also be goten by downloading the themes.

[404'd] - The error message when you go to something on H* that doesn't exist, embedded in [this] page.

[Interview 2] - This is an unfinished version of The Interview. It has less than the original and for some reason their mouths do not move sometimes when they talk.

[Strong Bad's Commentary] - This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the King of Town cartoon, but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.

[Navigation Bar] - The bar that is on the bottom of every page.

[Navagation Bar 2] - The same as above, just a different style

[News] - The news button that is integrated in every main page.

[Homepages] - The homepages list that is integrated in every mainpage.

[Answering Machines] - The menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine.


These are the mini-flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu. ([Easter Egg])

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