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Okay, for this feature, The Brothers Chaps took some photos of Homestar Runner Halloween related stuff set in by fans and let Strong Bad do the commentary.

Features: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner


Strong Bad: Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with pieces of crappy red foam taped around your hands? Sincerely, Dress-up Donny. Come on man, gimme a little effort here. Da gloves. G -- get some real gloves.


Strong Bad: Here I am beating up some kind of... "mashed potato man." They got my head pretty good in this one, 'cept I'm not sure what that junk-in-the-front is. I clearly don't have any junk-in-the-front.


Strong Bad: This guy's Coach Z costume's alright, but what he really nailed is the condition of Coach Z's apartment. That place looks like a sty-hole. Ooh, pretzels!


Strong Bad: So let me get this straight. You guys paid a squirrel to come and gnaw The Cheat into your pumpkin? That's a waste of money. A colossal waste of money. Those squirrels' rates are... pretendous (sic).


Strong Bad: Well, something's gone horribly wrong here, 'cause, uhh, these guys either let Trogdor's beefy arm atrophy or... turned it into a...... buffalo wing.


Strong Bad: Ahh, nothing brightens up a window quite like Strong Sad's severed head.


Strong Bad: Oh man, if I saw that thing running around my backyard, I'd get out the compound bow. And then I'd tell it to get take those Kleenex boxes off its feet.


Strong Bad: Whoa, those things rule! These are like, the "Talismans of Power." You know, like when they're all together, they're a source of unspeakable evil. But then they all get separated and you have to collect them, so like... the first board would be the jungle board, and maybe the second board is Ice World, and then there's probably a Desert World in there, and then a Fire Man...


Strong Bad: Whoa! That guy's totally getting to first base in front of like, the dining hall. It's all because he's dressed like me! Unless that girl's trying to suck out my eyeballs.

Homestar: Seeeee. Seeeeeeeeeee.

Strong Bad: Shut up!


Strong Bad: {laughing} Oh geeze. You know, I've always preferred the snub-nosed Marzipan to the long necked variety. {singing} Oh, people with too much time on their hands... oh! People with way too much time on their hands.


Strong Bad: Barrel-chested Homestar comes with everything you see here. Paper-boxing-gloves Strong Bad not included. Dumpy Robert Smith action figure sold separately. Cozy Americana country decor available at fine stores everywhere.