Homsar's character video:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA, hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train. Climb aboard! I brought my best foot flowered...Pshoo! Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Think I won the powerball."

From StrongBadEmail

MarzipansAnsweringMachine/Version 5:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hello, Marzipan. It's Homsar. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I was just calling to thank you for the flowers you sent me while I was in the hospital. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm feeling much better now, but I still can't feel my legs. Okay, bye-de-bye."

MarzipansAnsweringMachine/Version 7:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"

Where's the Cheat?:

  1. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh no! You shanked my Jenga ship!"
  2. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hey Tubbs! I just lost my Jenga jam."

Three Times Halloween Funjob:

"AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm open for interpretation."

Pumpkin Carve-nival:

  1. "I'm the ghost of Christmas Past!"
  2. "And also with you!"

The House That Gave Sucky Treats

  1. "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some candy today!"
  2. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm the original ladies man!"
  3. {singing} "If you give me a treat, make sure it's sweet, and I'll eat it!"
  4. "AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!"


"When can we start the Jeffersons?"

His evite:

You're invited to an:
I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin & I'm Creepin Party!!
Hosted By: Homsar
Where: Almost There
When: Friday March 14th - from '93 til...
Please come to my mega mix.
Bring Dips. Chips will be provided.
Bonfire. Social Graces. Late Night JengaJam.
4 live bands. 2 on the main stage, 2 on the Nokia SugarPhone SideShow Stage. Live acts TBA*
*Most (all) of the live acts will be to hug a tree.

Main Pages/Homsar MainPage

  1. Toons:"toooOOOooons"
  2. Games:"James!"
  3. Characters:"Kelsey Grammer!"
  4. Downloads:"Thank you!"
  5. Store:"Legitimate Business!"
  6. Email:"AaAaAaAaAaA!"


[Happy T] (click in the lower right corner of the screen): "This is the thrill of a lifetime."