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==== Stinkoman emails are done by Comanche ==== Stinkoman: Mail is for losers. Email is for winners! Hi Stinkoman, I was just wondering what your greatest challenge has been. Your fan, Dark Grapefruit Stinkoman: My greatest challenge was "The Great Guy Contest". Homestarry: Hey Stinkoman, I'm going to win the contest. Stinkoman: Yeah? DOUBLE DEUCE! Stinkoman: Then I won the contest on account of my awesomeness. ---------------------------------- Stinkoman: I am looking for a challleeeeeeeeeeennnnggggggggge! Dear Stinkoman, How can you type if you don't have fingers? (sorry, I just had to ask that) CE5, X6th quadrant Stinkoman: DOUBLE DEUCE! --------------------------------- Stinkoman: Challenge and fighting and fighting and challenge unite! Dear Stinkoman: I love crap. Crap crap crap. Are you crap? Did you invent crap? Crapfully yours, MonkeyD ( Lord Karkon ) Stinkoman: DOUBLE DEUCE! ---------------------------------- Stinkoman: JAPANESE CARTOONS ARE W- Japanese cartoons are wierd! Dear Man that really reeks, I CHALLENGE YOU! Thanks for reading this email in your crappy little voice, Pomx2, the pretty one Stinkoman: You want a challenge? You voice doesn't sound like you're good for a challenge. DOOOUUUBLE DEUCE! -------------- Stinkoman:Twenty exty six! Nineteen thirty-six! Dear Stinky man Who chose your name? that kid? Pan-Pan? Yo mama? WHO!?! ~Yaanu~ Stinkoman: Who chose my name? YOU dare ask ME who chose my name?!?!?!?!?! DOUBLE DEUCE! ----- Stinkoman: HHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! DOUBLE DEUCE! Dear SM, If you are so superheroish, how came you don't have an alterego? -Mike, UK Stinkoman: What! I am the alterego of Strong Bad! Perhaps another visit to [Japanese Cartoon] would help? DOUBLE DEUCE! ---- Stinkoman: I'm going to Challenge my email. I mean check. Dear Stinkoman, Why do you always double duece at the end of every email? -Homsarian Warlord Stinkoman: Whatever do you mean by spelling DEUCE wrong??? Let me give you a little lesson on how to properly spell deuce: Stinkoman:DOUBLE DEUCE! ----- Stinkoman:None you you can stand up to the awesome power of a DOUBLE DEUCE! Do you ever do bad stuff when you're not strong bad? Stinkoman:Well, that would entirely depend on what you mean by bad. And before I forget, DOUBLE DEUCE! ------ Stinkoman: Emmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiillllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think you will be able to achieve Triple Deuce by the next tounament? Stinkoman: How could I Triple Deuce?!?!?!?! Grow another hand? To Triple Deuce you'd need three middle fingers! DOUBLE DEUCE! ----- Stinkoman: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Pan-Pan is fat! Email is fat! Dear Stinkoman: How is strongsad in the year 20X6? Is he any better than in 2004? 'Cause right now, he's kind of awful... Stinkoman: Who is this one you speak of "Strong Sad"? one of your friends? As for better, all 20X6 charcters are waaaaaaaaaaay better than 2004! Thought from what I hear, he is really whiny! No whiny people are allowed in Stinkoville. DOUBLE DEUCE! ---- Dear Stinkoman, Why are you obbsesed with double duce? Did you invent the words, "double duce" ? It's getting really annoying. Doubley Duced, bkmlb Stinkoman:Clearly, you don't care. You even signed your email "Doubley Duced". And it's spelled Deuce. UNDER THE LEG DEUCE! ---- Dear Stinkoman, Just how stinkey are you? Signatured, TheBigKnife Stinkoman: I'm not actually stinky, my name is just Stinkoman. UNDER THE LEG DEUCE! ---- Dear That Stinko Type Man: Who is the greatest villain in the year 20x6? What does he/she look like? From, Stinkoman Necron Stinkoman:Well, I think you answered that yourself. It's Stinkoman Necron! STINKY DEUCE! Evaluation: Please make these a bit longer. ----- Dear Stinkoman, I AM ASKING FOR A CHALLENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE! - Stickleyman (who isn't dead! HA!) |