Changes by last author:

Added:
Featuring: Everyone but The Poopsmith. (Who does sort of appear as an "Easter Egg" Card.)

STRONG BAD: { Clears throat-High Note Singing} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The Email}
WASSUP!

YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE YOU MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS.

ANDREW

STRONG BAD: {types} Andrew, This is the best E-mail I've ever recived. Let's get to work!
{gets up}

{cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.}

STRONG BAD: How abouts this!
{Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.}

{Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.}

BUBS: What the?
{Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record.}

{Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a pole.}
STRONG SAD: OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack}

{Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of razor blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.}

STRONG BAD: Close your eyes and hold out your hands.

MARZIPAN: I don't want to!

{Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.}

STRONG BAD: Put your head in here.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: You got it!

{Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to PomPom. They both complain as PomPom tries to shake him off.}

{Cut to Strongbadia. Homsar is buried in the ground and he has put down a box that say "We Are the Scorpions!" They crawl around. One goes inside Homsar's mouth.}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last!

{Cut to Locker. Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z (???)}

COACH Z: Hey, Thanks for the Chippies Strong Bad!

{Cut to Field again. The King of Town is there. Strong Bad does what he did to Bubs and whacks him with the Golden Record.}

{Cut to Compy}

STRONG BAD: Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! {types} You may have noticed I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. {stops typing} Come again. The jibblie jibbles....

{THE PAPER}

Transcribed by Aaron
REFORMAT'D by Gemini