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Featuring: Everyone but The Poopsmith. (Who does sort of appear as an "Easter Egg" Card.) STRONG BAD: { Clears throat-High Note Singing} E-MAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {The Email} WASSUP! YOU ARE AWESOME. I LIKE YOU MOST WHEN YOU HARM YOUR FRIENDS. ANDREW STRONG BAD: {types} Andrew, This is the best E-mail I've ever recived. Let's get to work! {gets up} {cuts to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Mad is standing and watching TV. Strong Bad walks up to him.} STRONG BAD: How abouts this! {Quickly kicks Strong Mad in the shin and walks off. Strong Mad looks back at him in anger.} {Cuts to garage. Bubs is there.} BUBS: What the? {Strong Bad hits him over the head with a Golden Record.} {Cut to Strong Sad's room. Strong Sad is lying in bed. Strong Bad whacks him continuously with a pole.} STRONG SAD: OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} OW! {whack} {Cut to field-Marzipan is there. Strong Bad has a whole pile of razor blades in a pile behind him and a bottle of sauce.} STRONG BAD: Close your eyes and hold out your hands. MARZIPAN: I don't want to! {Cut to another part of the field. Homestar Runner is there with Strong Bad, with a huge tub of lava. It says "HOT LAVA" on the side.} STRONG BAD: Put your head in here. HOMESTAR RUNNER: You got it! {Cut to another part of the field, Strong Bad has taped The Cheat to PomPom. They both complain as PomPom tries to shake him off.} {Cut to Strongbadia. Homsar is buried in the ground and he has put down a box that say "We Are the Scorpions!" They crawl around. One goes inside Homsar's mouth.} HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA!!! I'm saving the best for last! {Cut to Locker. Strong Bad has given a bag of hot fries to Coach Z (???)} COACH Z: Hey, Thanks for the Chippies Strong Bad! {Cut to Field again. The King of Town is there. Strong Bad does what he did to Bubs and whacks him with the Golden Record.} {Cut to Compy} STRONG BAD: Ahhh, just givin' the fans what they want! {types} You may have noticed I didn't do anything to the Poopsmith. I figure the guy shovels crap for a living so his tolerance for pain's gotta be through the roof. I was thinking about giving him a bath or something but, just the thought of that gave me the jibblies. {stops typing} Come again. The jibblie jibbles.... {THE PAPER} Transcribed by Aaron REFORMAT'D by Gemini |