Email#1: Strength
Email#2: 78 Emails
Email#3: Accents
Email#4: Hence
Email#5: The Cheat Meet
Email#6: Tom the IQ
Email#7: Jail Questions
Email#8: Big Keyboard
Email#9: Other Clothes
Email#10: Working Out
Email#11: Bomb
Email#12: Cheat-Sad Switch
Email#13: My brother Sam is Dumb
Email#14: Dessert Island
Email#15: This One Email
Email#16: Busy With Nothing
Email#17: Hard-2-Read Email
Email#18: Hills
Email#19: Ston Md

Strong Mad: EMAIL, I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!

DEAR STRONG MAD!!!!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU STRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM (MOOGLEMASTER)?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEAR MOOGLEMASTER,
I AM STRONG BECAUSE ONE TIME STRONG SAD FELL IN THE TOILET AND I HAD TO PULL HIM OUT!! THAT'S HARD!!

Strong Mad: I'M GOING TO ANSWER 78 EMAILS TODAY! (pulls down email)

Dear Mr. Mad,

It has come to our attention that you did not attend your last meeting with Mrs. Thor, your guidance counciler. Would you like to make this up on your own time? Please remain calm when answering this question.

Thankyou much,
Larry Thompson
Head Director of Council Pathetic & Ugly People, Inc.
Free Country, USA

Ummmm.......I DON'T LIKE THIS EMAIL!! Um.....ummm......STRONG BAD!!
Strong Bad: (walks in) What, man?
Strong Mad: WHAT'S THAT WORD.......I TYPE.......WHEN I DON'T LIKE THE EMAIL??
Strong Bad:um....(giggle)....saved.(walks away.)
(Strong Mad types saved).
STRONG MAD: OK, NEXT EMAIL!! (pulls down email)

Dear Mr. Mad,

It has come to our attention that you did not attend your last meeting with Mrs. Thor, your guidance counciler. Would you like to make this up on your own time? Please remain calm when answering this question.

Thankyou much,
Larry Thompson
Head Director of Council Pathetic & Ugly People, Inc.
Free Country, USA

STRONG MAD: SAVED!! NEXT!

Dear Mr. Mad,

It has come to our attention that you did not attend your last meeting with Mrs. Thor, your guidance counciler. Would you like to make this up on your own time? Please remain calm when answering this question.

Thankyou much,
Larry Thompson
Head Director of Council Pathetic & Ugly People, Inc.
Free Country, USA

Strong Mad: SAVED!!

(This continues 75 more times.)

Strong Bad: Geez, you guys need to be more original. You all sent him anger management group emails. What are you like on some crapped up mission to recruit runaway members or something?

Strong Mad: EMAIL IS FOR ME, NOT YOU!

Dear Strong Mad,

Why does Strong Bad have a Mexican accent, You have a moron accent, and Strong Sad have no accent at all?

Your least biggest fan,
-Strong Bad
-I mean SAVED
-I mean hades
-Yeah. Hades.
-From, Your least biggest fan, hades.

STRONG MAD: OK!! I HAVE THREE THINGS:
A.) STRONG BAD'S ACCENT IS GERMAN. HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TALK?
2.) MY ACCENT IS MAD. WE MADDIANS PUT EMPHASIS ON ALL SYLLABLES. AND SPIT AT PEOPLE.
BUTT.) STRONG SAD'S ACCENT IS DULL. DULLIANS SOUND DEAD. AND DULL. HENSE THE NAME.
9.) YOUR NAME IS THE SAME NAME AS MY TEDDY BEAR. I WANNA TO DESTROY YOU BOTH.
Y.) WHAT'S HENSE MEAN?


Strong Mad: THIS TV IS SCARY!

Dear Strong Mad,

I never said hense. If you mean hence, listen to The Cheat's profile.

-Your least biggest fan, Hades

Strong Mad: YOU DUMBY! I SAID HENSE MYSELF! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! I JUST HEARD THE CHEAT SAY IT AND IF THE CHEAT SAYS IT IS MUST BE COOL!
OH, AND I DESTROYED MY TEDDY BEAR HADES. YOU'RE NEXT, HADES! Er, THE OTHER HADES! ER, AHHHH!!!!


Strong Mad: EMAIL, EMAIL, IS FOR DINNER!

Dear Stong Mad,

How long have you liked the cheat? Is there some kind of flashback that can describe the origin of your friendship? And why do you type in all caps? That's breaking an internet ettiquite law, y'know.

-DTIAC

Strong Mad: I LIKE THE FIRST PART!!..........I DON'T LIKE THE SECOND PART!!!
The Cheat(enters the room): (translated) Ah....the day I became best friends with Strong Mad was a beautiful cherished memory which we shall never forget about.
(Cuts to flashback. Strong Bad, Strong Bad and The Cheat are seated at a table in a restaurant)
Strong Mad: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Strong Bad: Yeah, thanks for announcing that, man. That's an image everyone wants on their mind.
Strong Mad: I NEED HELP! TOILETS CONFUSE ME!
The Cheat: (translated) I'll help you, Strong Mad. Come with me!
(The Cheat leads Strong Mad into the bathroom. The Cheat goes. Strong Mad copies The Cheat.)
Strong Mad: THANKS THE CHEAT! YOU WANNA BE FRIENDS?
The Cheat: (translated) Not really.
Strong Mad: (doesn't know what The Cheat said) Yay!! (Hugs The Cheat)
(Cuts back to the computer. and T.C. in front of the computer.
The Cheat: (translated) Um....come to think of it, maybe I do wanna forget about that.
Strong Mad: WAIT A MINUTE! THIS EMAIL ISN'T FOR ME! IT'S FOR STONG MAD! NEVER MIND!
(Forwards email to Stong Mad)

Strong Mad: SO COOL AN EMAIL!! I THOUGHT I WOULD DESTROY IT!! BANG BOOM

Dear Strong Mad,
What is your IQ? Why?
From,
Orbulon

Strong Mad: WHAT DOES IQ STAND FOR? ICKY QUIZ??? ISUCKAT QUESTIONS?? INVALID QUAIL??? THAT'S IT!! INVALID QUAIL!!! YES, I HAVE A PET INVALID QUAIL. HIS NAME IS TOM. I NAMED HIM TOM BECAUSE.....UM.......IT RHYMES WITH BOMB.
Strong Bad: (entering room) Hey, genius, IQ is a measurement of how smart you are. They want to know how smart you are and why.
Strong Mad: OH DARN......I WANTED TO SHOW THEM MY INVALID QUAIL!!!
Strong Bad: Yeah, whatever man.
Strong Mad: SO.....HOW SMART AM I???
Strong Bad: I'd say you're pretty dumb.
Strong Mad: I'M NOT DUMB!!! HOW CAN I BE A WORD WHEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
Strong Bad: And there you go! Woah!! (almost bumps into a little quail in a wheelchair which just entered the room.)
Strong Mad: TOM!!!! YOU CAME JUST IN TOM!! I MEAN....TIME!!
Tom: What's up Strong Mad?
Strong Mad: NOTHIN' MUCH.
Strong Bad: Ugh....I gotta get outa here.

Strong Mad: EMAIL IS NO MATCH FOR ME!!

Who was that Jack-Hamma cake for? And What's Eww.?

Strong Mad: SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT TAKE THE TIME TO WRITE "DEAR STRONG MAD" OR THEIR NAME DOES NOT DESERVE FOR ME TO ANSWER HIM! OH, HECK. I'M NOT THAT SMART. OK! ANSWER #1:
THE JACK-HAMMA CAKE WAS FOR STRONG BAD! WHO DID YOU THINK IT WAS FOR? OJ SIMPSON? AND, ANSWER #2: EWW IS A SOUND ONE MAKES WHEN SOMETHING IS GROSS. DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE NEVER SAID -- OH WAIT. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CAN. EWW STANDS FOR EXILE OF WILLIE WONKA. THAT GUY...HE JUST CREEPS ME OUT, OK!
Strong Bad: (entering the room) No, it said eww on the phone because this creepy old guy was in that cell before me, and the police wrote, "Eww, who'd wanna call him?" on the phone. But the old guy scraped the rest of the sentence off with his foot long fingernails.
Strong Mad: OK! I JUST DON"T KNOW ANYTHING! AND WILLIE WONKA STILL CREEPS ME OUT!!

Strong Mad: MARY HAD A LITTLE MAIL, LITTLE MAIL, LITTLE MAIL! MARY HAD A LITTLE MAIL WHOSE WORDS WERE BLACK AS TOAST. THAT I MADE.

DEAR STRONG MAD,

How do you type with such big fingers?

-THEIR NAME

Strong Mad: UHG! MY FRIENDS HATE ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS! BUT I DON'T IT'S VERY SIMPLE! I HAVE A BIG KEYBOARD!
Strong Bad: (calling) Hey genius, that's an inflatable balloon keyboard from Strong Sad's baby toys!
Strong Mad: SO, AS I WAS SAYING, THAT'S HOW I TYPE WITH BIG FINGERS. BUT THE WORDS I SAY NEVER SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN. AND THERE'S A TINY KEYBOARD IN THE GARBAGE CAN FOR SOME REASON.
OH, BY THE WAY, DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS. DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE BREAKING AN INTERNET ETIQUITTE LAW?

Strong Mad: EMAIL! EMAIL!! (punches table, brakes it in half.) OOPS.

Dear Strong Mad,
Do you ever wear anything besides that singlet(or halloween costumes)?
Sincerely,
Stella

Strong Mad: OF COURSE I WEAR OTHER STUFF!! WHEN I WAS BORN, I WASN'T WEARING ANYTHING!! AND WHEN......UM.......THIS ONE TIME......IT WAS......UM.......HEY, HOW DO YOU GET THIS THING OFF ANYWAY? THERE'S LIKE NO ZIPPER.
Strong Bad: Well, you just put your hands through the holes, you know. And then....wait. Are you wearing anything under that?
Strong Mad: YEAH. CHEST HAIRS!!!
Strong Bad: OK, then nevermind. Never take it off. Ever.
Strong Mad: SO STELLA. WE LEARNED ONE THING TODAY. YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME NAKED. AND YOU DON'T WAN--OH WAIT. THAT WAS ONE THING.


Strong Mad: EMAIL IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.


Dear Strong Mad,

Do you have a special workout program to give you such big muscles?

From,
Ingiald (Strong Mad: INJEE---INGEE--INGEEAL---BOB.)the Ill

Strong Mad: OF COURSE I HAVE A SPECIAL ROUTINE WORK OUT, BOB. COME WITH ME! I SHALL SHOW YOU!
(Goes to Strong Bad's basement. There is a huge pile of BLT sandwiches in the corner.)
Strong Mad: WATCH THIS ONE. (Takes sandwich, makes struggling sound, and tosses it in his mouth.)
Strong Mad: OH! AND THIS ONE! (Takes sandwich with other arm, makes struggling sound, and tosses it in his mouth.)
Strong Mad: THEY ARE VERY DIFFERENT METHODS, BUT THEY BOTH WORK. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND TRYING A CHEESE SANDWICH, THOUGH. SOMETIMES, THE CHEESE GETS STUCK TO YOUR HAND, SO YOU MUST PULL IT OFF; RESULTING IN EVEN MORE STRENUOUS EXERCISE!!
(The Cheat enters the room)
The Cheat: Meh meh! (Takes a sandwich, lifts it, and eats it. Then his head explodes.)
Strong Mad: UGH! WHY DOES YOUR HEAD ALWAYS EXPLODE?!!
The Cheat: Nih nou. (shrugs) (translated) But I don't mind. One girl said I look hot like this.
Strong Mad: HMM....MAYBE THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN MUSCLES! (returns to his computer.)
Strong Mad: SO, JAMES, IT....WAIT. WAS YOUR NAME JAMES? NO, IT WAS LIKE, BOB, OR SOMETHING. OH WELL, JAMABOB, I HAVE DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF WORKING OUT, I'M GONNA TRY TO FIND A WAY TO GET MY HEAD TO EXPLODE. I'D LOOK PRETTY GOOD...PRETTY GOOD!

Strong Mad: (sleeping) snore..........HUH? WHAT? OH. EMAIL.

fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbhksdabkfabkveybvf
p-bomb.jpg

Strong Mad: WHAT IS THIS??!! SOME KIND OF SPAM ADVERTISEMENT??!!! YOU TRYING TO SELL ME A BOMB??!! WELL, IT WORKED!! I WOULD VERY MUCH SO LIKE TO BUY A BOMB. HOW MUCH IS IT?!
(waits) I SAID HOW MUCH IS IT!!! (punches keyboard, up where the numbers are.)
(typed) 52784563148.83
Strong Mad: OK. I'LL GET THE MONEY RIGHT AWAY. (goes to SuperfiedCreditUnion.com, and takes 52784563148.83 dollars from Homestar's account.)
Strong Mad: NOW I HAVE TO EMAIL IT TO F-HEH-QWEH-GAH---uh....OH...I CAN'T SPELL IT!
Strong Bad: (walking in the room) How can you not spell it? It's right there!
Strong Mad: BUT IT'S TOO MUCH!!
Strong Bad: Well then, just cut and paste!
Strong Mad: OK....
(types) forward to
(Strong Mad leans over, we hear the sound of scissors on paper, the gush of glue being squeezed out of a bottle. Then, he sticks a piece of paper with glue on the back and "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbhksdabkfabkveybvf" written on it onto the computer after the words "forward to."
(screen reads 75 years later. Strong Mad is sitting in a rocking chair and he has a long white beard.)
Strong Mad: I STILL DIDN'T GET MY BOMB!!


Strong Mad: I LOVE THE CHEAT!

Dear Strong Mad,
Why are you so nice to the Cheat and so mean to Strong Sad?
Why not swich for the day?
~AaAaAaA!

Strong Mad: THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD DO THAT UNLESS STRONG BAD SLIPPED ME SOME KIND OF POTION THAT MADE ME WANT TO DO SO. AND......HE DID!! EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON! WATCH!
(walks into the living room. Strong Sad is listening to his headphones on the couch.)
Strong Mad: STRONG SAD!!! (hugs him)
Strong Sad: Oh wow. It seems my wishes have finally come true. (In the background, Strong Bad sneaks by and puts a bomb on SS's headset. It explodes.)
Strong Sad: Oh wait. No they haven't.
(Strong Mad walks into the kitchen where The Cheat is eating a huge chocolate cake.
Strong Mad: WAHH!!! (plops the cake ontop of The Cheat's head)
The Cheat: (squeaky noise)
Strong Mad: WA HA HA!! LOOK AT HIM WALLOW IN PAIN!!
The Cheat: (translated) Hey thanks Strong Mad. I can reach the cake much better now. I'm so happy!!! (long pause) Come to think of it...how do I eat with a mouth that never opens?
Strong Mad: AHHH..ANOTHER GREAT DAY. WOAH...(his eyes get all swirly)...OH.
Strong Bad: Oh crap! The potion wore off!
Strong Mad: OH NO!! THE CHEAT HAS A CAKE ON HIS HEAD!!
(runs over, takes the cake off.)
The Cheat: (translated) Hey! You took my cake!
Strong Mad: OH, YAY! HE'S HAPPY!
The Cheat: This really sucks.
(the computer sits there. Strong Bad walks over and finishes Strong Mad's message.)
Strong Bad: Well, Thesoundofhomsar, Strong Mad's too busy eating Strong Sad's wallpaper to come to the computer, so, I'll just say it for him....he does NOT understand a word The Cheat says! Seriously man.


Strong Mad: MARY HAD A LITTLE MAIL, LITTLE M-OH WAIT. I ALREADY DID THAT ONE.

dear sm,

i am pleased to inform you that your refunds are coming in soon. also, your wife wants to discuss the child possesion agreement. tax.. I mean fax me at 465645545646649448, um well, see you in court, Sam Manthers.

your lawyer,
Strongrad

Strong Mad: WOW! ALL OF THIS TIME I NEVER KNEW IT. MY NAME IS SAM MANTHERS, I HAVE A WIFE, A CHILD, A LAWYER, AND TAX REFUNDS!! MAN.
Marzipan: (entering room) Sam, how could you? I told you we would come to a compromise on the custody of The Cheat, but you just steal him away!
Strong Mad: HUH? YOU'RE MY WIFE? COOL! (grabs Marzipan and starts kissing her.)
Marzipan: Sam! What on Earth! We're getting divorced, not engaged!
(The Cheat enters the room.)
The Cheat (in perfect English): Oh, mother, please do not blame father for his unreasonable actions. He was only thinking of how much he wanted to be with his dearest son.
(Strong Bad enters the room)
Strong Bad: Heh heh, way to go Bro. I was wondering when you were gonna ditch her. She doesn't like you, anyway, she just married you so she could hook up with me. I'm mad-tired of getting ten thousand IM's from her all day. And The Cheat still didn't get me my big knife.
Strong Mad: WHAT IS GOING ON????!!!!
(Springs awake in front of the computer.)
Strong Mad: HUH? OH. WEIRD DREAM. OK, NOW I MUST CHECK MY EMAIL.

Dear Sam,
This isn't over.
Your wife,
Marzipan

Strong Mad: NOOO!!!!
(Springs awake again.)

Strong Mad: OH. IT WAS JUST A DREAM. ABOUT A DREAM. NOW I HAVE TO CHECK MY EMAIL.

Dear Strong Mad.

Strong Mad: THIS ONE'S BETTER. WELL, NONAME, IT'S A LONG STORY. EVERYONE STARTED CALLING ME DEAR STRONG MAD WHEN......(screen fades.)
Strong Mad: HEY! YOU TRIED TO FADE ME!

Strong Mad: BUTT!

Dear Strong Mad,
Who would you most want to be stuck on a desert island with?

With crap,
Ace101

Strong Mad: WOW! IF I HAD IT MY WAY I'D BE ON A DESSERT ISLAND ALONE, BUT, I GUESS IF I HAD TO SHARE ALL THE CAKE AND ICECREAM WITH SOMEONE, IT WOULD BE THE CHEAT.
(screen fades to a fantasy about Strong mad and The Cheat on a "dessert" island.)
Strong Mad: SO THE CHEAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT FIRST, THE CAKE OR THE CUPCAKE?
The Cheat(translated): You know, by desert island he meant like a tiny island with no food and no people.
Strong Mad: THE CAKE? OK!!! HERE YOU GO!
The Cheat: (groans)
(fades back to computer)
Strong Mad: MY EMAILERS HAVE IMAGINATION! WHO WOULD THINK OF A DESSERT ISLAND? YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SO PROUD....(looks like he's gonna cry)

Strong Mad: EMAIL IS THE......OH...I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING.

Dear Strong Mad,

I'm sorry about any confusion. I am not your lawyer, but another person's lawyer whose initials coincedintly are also "sm".

I won't see you in court,
Strongrad

Strong Mad: OH THANKS MISTER CAN'T GET YOUR CLIENTS STRAIGHT! YOU CAUSED ME A WHOLE LOTTA TRAUMA THERE!! WELL I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO WITH YOUR EMAIL. SAVED!
Strong Bad: Hey, stupid, if you press saved it doesn't make your email go aw---I mean, oh yeah...catchin' on good, bro!(giggles and leaves.)
Strong Mad: OH. THE EMAIL IS DONE. IT CAN'T BE DONE ALREADY!! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. HMMM...I KNOW! I'LL JUMP UP ON THIS TABLE AND PERFORM 42nd STREET WITH THE CHEAT!!! OH THE CHE--EAT!! (no answer) OH WELL. I'M A GOOD ACTOR. (jumps up on the table. It crushes to utter tid-bits under his weight. Dust fills the room. When the dust clears, we see SM lying on the table pieces.)
Strong Mad: OH. TOO BAD. I'LL JUST TRY DOING IT ONTOP OF STRONG SAD'S BUTT INSTEAD!



Strong Mad: POKE POKE POKE.

Yo, yo yo! You missed the partey g, what happened. It was 8-9, remember? Bring your possey, your homedogs. Well, you better be there next week. Cant miss the next oe yo!

HomeschoolDJ

Strong Mad: OK......EVEN THOUGH HALF OF THAT EMAIL WAS JUST A BUNCH OF LETTERS AND NUMBERS AND SLANG....STUFF....I UNDERSTOOD THE MESSAGE. I MISSED A PARTY. AND THERE'S ANOTHER NEXT WEEK. WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I MISSED IT! I WAS DOING SOME VERY IMPORTANT THINGS LAST NIGHT. HERE, I'LL GO THROUGH MY SCHEDULE.
8:00 (shows flashback. Strong Mad is sleeping on his side on a couch snoring loudly.)
8:30 (Strong Mad is sleeping on his other side on the couch. Still snoring.)
9:00 (Strong Mad is sitting up on the couch, and sleeping. He's not snoring anymore, there's a piece of ducktape over his mouth with the word "cornflake" on it.)
9:30 (Strong Mad is standing on his head on the couch and sleeping. The ducktape is gone and he's snoring again.)
10:00 (Strong Mad is sleeping upside down with his head hanging off the couch. He's not snoring, there's a piece of ducktape around his mouth that says "fruit loops".
10:30 (Strong Mad is sleeping on the floor, snoring again. Strong Bad walks in the room and says, "How does a man who's dumb AND sleeping remove ducktape from his mouth TWICE??!!")
(cuts back to the computer.)
Strong Mad: SO I HAD A VERY BUSY NIGHT. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TAKE OFF PIECES OF DUCKTAPE WITH CEREAL BRANDS WRITTEN ON THEM. AND AS FOR NEXT WEEK'S PARTY, WE'LL SEE!! I MIGHT HAVE SOME REALLY IMPORTANT CANDY-EATING TO DO. IF I DON'T, THEN I'LL COME. AND IF I'M COMING....WELL, EXPECT A COUPLE OF BROKEN WINDOWS.


Strong Mad: (singing) EMAIL BELLS, EMAIL BELLS, EMAIL ALL THE WAY!!!

D(@ sm
u rock ur r teh most usomest ting evr OOPS I PREST CAPS LOK but how cum u dont have a hed or bodee? Also, please solve the following math problem: (x-2)(x+3) + 70 -8x**3/22x**4 where x=1/0
ur fan, jodawg

Strong Mad: UM........UM..........UM........I FEEL LIKE I GET IT!!! WAIT......NO, I DON'T...I JUST HAD AN ITCH ON MY BUTT. WELL, THEY'RE BOTH SHOCKING FEELINGS!! OK.....SO....THE FIRST PART ASKS WHY I DON'T HAVE A HED OR BODEE. WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT EITHER OF THOSE ARE. LEMME CHECK MY COMPUTERIZED DICTIONARY.
(opens computerized dictionary and types "hed." The computer reads "NO MATCHES.")
Strong Mad: OH. SO THAT'S WHAT A HED IS. A MATCHBOX WITH NO MATCHES! WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHY I DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOSE! WHAT'S THE USE IF THERE'S NO MATCHES? THEN YOU CAN'T BURN STUFF!! OK.....THE NEXT WORD IS......BODEE. (Types in bodee. The screen reads "NO WORDS FOUND.")
Strong Mad: WOW! IT MUST BE A BOOK WHERE NO WORDS ARE FOUND! JEEZ, I GOTTA GET ONE OF THEM BODEES! NOW.......WHAT'S THE OTHER QUESTION....MATH? OH...I'M NOT GOOD AT MATH. ESPECIALLY THE KIND WITH NUMBERS. SORRY, TAKE THAT UP WITH MY BROTHER GRON SAD.
Strong Sad: (calling from the other room) And now HE'S calling me that, too!


Strong Mad: BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH.......EMAIL.

Dear Strong Mad,
Am I just confused, or are the hills REALLY alive with the sound of music?
Sincerely, RaisedByACupOfCoffee

Strong Mad: UM....WHAT HILLS EXACTLY? LIKE, ROLLING HILLS? BILLY HILL? TURKEY HILL? WELL I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NOT EVEN MUSIC CAN MAKE HILLS COME ALIVE. THEY'RE INANIMATE MASSES OF INORGANIC MINERALS AND NO BARRY MANILOW IS GONNA MAKE THEM BECOME LIVING!

Strong Mad: NO!!! DIRTY FLOWERS!!!!

ston md
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k thnx bi

Strong Mad: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THAT I GOT SOMEONE ELSE'S EMAIL!!!! STON MD, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR EMAILS TO YOURSELF???!!!
(forwards email to "ston md". The screen fades and reads "Somewhere in someplace else, Ston Md Checks his email." We see a mini version of Strong Mad with a green singlet and curly hairs coming out of his head sitting at his computer.)
Ston Md: (in pathetic high-pitched voice) I Am going to check my Email.

ston md
ghdfhjdsagfjdsagfaueqgtbvfjd
k thnx bi

Ston Md: Ah yes, the ghdfhjdsagfjdsagfaueqgtbvfjd. Well, here's the deal: hsdfgjs sakwhwwd sabs sjkiqckushjkwab pjknah vbcfd sdj sdesgjdudoieatb, OK? Jeez. Why do people keep Emailing me about that?


Dear Strong Mad,

When was the last time you washed that singlet?

Crapola,
Strong B... Douglas