The Reporter
The Facts
This rather silly reporter was brought here from Lands Unknown, presumably at the call of
Jweb Guru. He tends to spend a lot of time interviewing people, which is really rather a pity, as he doesn't know how. Really. He's also...
- Really rather annoying.
- Incredibly persistent when it comes to interviewing people.
- Probably never going to interview more than a few people over the entire course of his life.
- Got a wicked-cool pocket knife.
The Interview
- REPORTER: So, Reporter, I hear you've got something to share with us?
- REPORTER: Oh, nothing, really. Not... not much at all. I'm sort of broken up about this, actually. Are you sure I should interview myself? I mean, that sort of thing -
- REPORTER: What would Mother have said?
- REPORTER: She would have said "Don't you dare do something like that, if you know what's good for you! I'll give you such a thra -"
- REPORTER: I meant that hypothetically.
- REPORTER: Oh, well, hypothetically she would have supported this as a real eye-opening experience for me, and a chance to shine.
- REPORTER: Right. Exactly. So, tell us about yourself.
- REPORTER: No.
- REPORTER: ...Okay, then. G'night!