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#Spare thyme #Really depressing storm #No arms #The future you... NOT!! #N co hair ant #The Homestar-Runner #20X6! 1936! Dear The Homestar Runner STOP What do you like to do in your spare time STOP Sincerely STOP Yaanu STOP The Homestar Runner: I like to take long walks by the shore. STOP I also enjoy playing for the Washboard Orchestra. STOP ---- Dear The Homestar Runner STOP What was the storm of '28 like STOP liato STOP THR: The big storm of '28 happened 8 years ago. STOP It was very terrible. STOP The rain made it hard to see. STOP My dog drowned in a deep, deep puddle. STOP ------------------- Dear The Homestar Runner STOP How can you manage the telegramaphone wilst having an absence of arms STOP LORD DUKE EARL CENTRAL ENTRY V (CE5) STOP THR: Oh, go soak your fat head. STOP ----- Dear the homestar runner do you know homestar runner signed Crap THR: What? STOP ----- Dear THR STOP Y do U think pEpl dont try to shortN their tLegraph mSeges wN thA pA by the letR STOP DanielLC THR: What? STOP ----- Are you planning to put a dash between homestar and runner STOP Strongrad THR: If I was going to save someone, I would. STOP But since there is no danger, no, I'm not. STOP THE STRONG BAD: Aha! I have your girlfriend, Marzipan! THR: Strong Bad! 1936 MARZIPAN: Save me! THR: I'll put a dash between Homestar and Runner. 1936 MARZIPAN: Really? THR: No. <1936 Marzi gets mad.> TSB: We'll have a duel! <The Sneak comes up and moves its nose up and down.> What? The Sneak! Of course I remember what happened last time! But this time there will be no cliffs in sight! <Cut to another place in THR's house, they are facing away from each other holding a gun, like in Parsnips-A-Plenty> TSB: Ten paces, turn & fire! THR: What? = SCENE MISSING = <TSB falls off of a cliff> THR & MRZ: Yay! THR: Now I'll do a dance. <Does that dance> ------- Dear The Homestar Runner STOP I have heard word that you are friends with a scoundrel whose moniker is Stinkoman STOP Please tell me how that friendship is going down STOP From The Right Honourable Sergeant-Major Sir Archduke Bantonweight Boxing Champion Lord Strong Lad ESQ. of the Royal England(e) corps. THR: Yessir. STOP Yessir I am. STOP The friendship? Stop What is that? Stop A ship only friends go on? Stop ------- What?! THR knows what a friendship is! It's not like people from 1936 never had friends! |