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Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP I wish to stop the batthling Questions that come from the commoners and ask you yourself to explain your death, and your escape from Death at the hands of the "Cliff" STOP Sincerly Lord Aaron Van Hunton Sir Strong Bad: The Devil din't need me in hell!STOP So he erased all instances!STOP We'll have a duel!STOP It's curtains for you! STOP ---- To Sir Strong Bad: STOP Why do you wear men's sporting gloves? STOP Thankyou, STOP Miss Pomx2 STOP They prevent finger prints! STOP ---- Dear Sir Strong Bad do you enloy reasing What the crap does that mean! STOP ---- Dear Sir Strong Bad, STOP have you heard of this new "e-mail"? STOP people say it will replace the Telegramaphone. STOP Do you think this is possible? STOP -Sir Kupo (MoogleMaster?) STOP I cant see how anything can top the telegramaphone. STOP I'll believe it when I see it. STOP ---- Dear Sir Strong Bad! STOP Why is the 1930's in grayscale? STOP I thought only the movies were in grayscale? STOP -Austin, TX STOP Duh, you buffoon! STOP Back in the day the world was gray! STOP And it would also have that weird line following us around! Stop ------ I thought you had gentlemen's sport for hands, instead of wearing them? STOP And if the 1930's are in grayscale, then why wasn't BC in grayscale? STOP 1930's was during the great depression. Stop No one could efford color. Stop The great depression was not in BC. STOP ------ Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP I'm sorry you died STOP But I'm glad you came back STOP So I could ask you this STOP Is present-day Strong Bad your son STOP Sincerely STOP The Princess of the Kingdom of StrongBadia No STOP He is my great great grandson STOP ------ Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP I possess great affections for you STOP fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf STOP Look, mabey I could like you, execpt for your freakin' long name. Stop I mean, I could have drawn a picture of a guy, holding a big cheese slicer. STOP As a matter of fact STOP I think Ill do that now STOP ------ Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP Do you have an automobile STOP And if so, how fast do you drive it STOP - RaisedByACupOfCoffee Why, yes...stop It is the brand new FORD stop I go fast!!!stop ----- Dear Sir Strong Bad STOP What does it mean to give someone what-for STOP Sincerely STOP Queen Of Town STOP ---- Dear Sir Strong Bad, I come from the distant future, 2004 to be exact, where the telegramaphone has been replaced by email. It is mail sent through the internet, which is a program on the computer, which can be used for many things. See you in Hell, Lord Pikachon. PS:There are no flying cars. |