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This is where you ask a question about H*R.com and a stupid answer will be made up. Example: Q:How does Homestar pick up things without arms? A:He has telekinetic powers! Another example: Q:Why does The Cheat have a gold tooth? A: He painted it gold one day! Question 1 by Crap: Q: How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? A: He takes his boxing gloves off when no one's looking, then types! Question 2 by FireBird : Q: Why would Marzipan want to date Homestar? A: She wants to lift up his shirt! Question 3 by William S.: Q: Where did Homestar get his cool star shirt? A: He got it from some pink starfish guy in a TV show who didn't want it because there were no sleeves in it. This may explain why Patrick doesn't wear a shirt... Question 4 from CE5:: Q: Is Coach Z's skin green or is he wearing a green body suit? A: That's a good question. He- Coach Z: Hey, Shorpiom, I heard you've been tryin' to fade me around this wiki. Shopiom: No, I haven't. Coach Z: Oh. Ok. Bye. Shopiom: Bye. Anyways, thanks to all the people on this website who contribute to "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!" Question 5 from Yaanu:: Who peoples try to fade Z? A: Homestar and Marshie! Question 6 from William S.: Q: How do you fade someone? A: You make the screen fade on them! Question 7 by Crap: Q: Why doesn't SB have any good video games? A: He's too cheap to get any decent games! Question 8 from AgentNine:Why does everyone want to fade Coach Z? A:They're freakin' fanatics. Question 9 from Crap: Q: Why is The goblin green? A:He used to be the villain in Spider-Man, then he moved to Homestar Runner! Question 10 from bkmlb: Why does Pom Pom absorb things? A:He likes to eat his cell phone. Question 11 from Crap: Why did Homestar substitute for SB? A:Everyone else was either at Fish Lake or Foreign Leadership Camp! Question 12 from Yaanu again: Why the crap are you doing (pronounced like 'boing') this? A:I felt like it. Question 13 from Crap [who got the lucky number{which is 13}]: What flavor and why does Homestar spit all over the place (of teddy grahms<sp)? A: The flavor is rotten liver and um, I think you know why he spits them out now... Question 14 from Crap: Why does Strong Sad's song (from an easter egg in the SB email "ghosts" ) crash my browser? A: When you're the master of time and space, you can't help but make some computers 404'd... Question 15 from Ace101: What happened to Homestar's arms? A: The Guy With the Big Knife cut them off! Question 16 from Ace101: Does Strong Sad enjoy being antisocial? A: Why do you think he's sad? Question 17 from Ace101: What's a Dumple? A: A dumpling with an le baked into it! Question 18 from Ace101: Why won't The Cheat make a video for my band? A: You guys suck! Question 19 from Ace101: Why does Strong Bad talk in a Mexican accent and his brothers speak in American? A: He was adopted from Mexico! Question 20 from Ace101: What does "Pshoo!" from Homsar's character Video mean? A: Pee-shoe, which means he peed in his shoe. :p Question 21 from Ace101: Why did the KOT hire the Poopsmith? A: He was too lazy to crap in the toilet! Question 22 from Ace101: Can Bubs really fly? A: Not after Strong Bad made him say "Sbu!" Question 23 from Ace101: If so, does he have any other powers? A: He can turn into the Thnikkaman! Question 24 from Crap: Why does Bubs have a green stripe on his body? A: He glued a big, green Airhead onto his waist! Question 25 from Crap: What does Trogdor do other than burninate stuff? A: Star in his own video game! Question 26 from Crap: Why does Strong Bad mention my name so much? A: You're his idol! Question 27 from Crap: What's Strong Bad's favorite baseball team called? A: The Mets! Question 28 from Crap: The Cheat gnawed my face off. What should I do? A: Buy a new face from Bubs' Concession Stand! Question 29 from ctao: What happens when you poke Pom-Pom with a pin? A: He beats the snot out of you! Question 30 from Craz: What are the cards (other than Abdis, Viklases, and Monkeydudes,) in Email poker? A:Sibbie, Trevor, Silent J, and Mark! Question 31 from Crup: What flavour is the Airhead glued to Bubs' waist? A: Green apple! Why else would it be green? Question 32 and 33 from Ceap: Then why is it so dark? And it could be Lime, right? A: There's a lime flavored Airhead? ------ I was thinking of switching #7 with #9. -Crap 14 (I think) should be: Question 14 from Crap: Why does Strong Sad's song (from an easter egg in the SB email "ghosts" ) crash my browser? A: It scares your computer. Otherwise, it's a smart answer. - CE1 |