E-mail #1:* Oh, the memories!
E-mail #2:* Sitting ducks

I'll answer my e-mail, if it's the last thing I doooooooooooooooooo!



Dear The Wheelchair,

Why do you want to catch Eh, Steve!?
--AgentNine

THE WHEELCHAIR: Are you a secret agent? Is your code name double o nine? Have you been sent here to spy on me? Nevermind. Anyway, for your question. It all started when I was 5 years old...
(The screen goes black and it says "24 years ago...")
(Cut to The Sweet Cuppin' Cakes set with Eh! Steve and The Wheelchair, who look very young)
(Eh! Steve and TW are walking along then they see each other for the first time.)
EH!STEVE: Hehe, you'we a wheewy-chair. Vat's funny. You wook weiwd!
TW:(bursts into tears) Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! You'we mean! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
(Cut to the present)
TW: Ever since then, I've tried to get revenge on him.
(Eh!Steve jumps up from behind the computer)
EH!STEVE: Eh! Steve! (he lands on the ground then runs away and The Wheelchair chases him.)
(The paper comes down, but it still shows the chase like in StrongBadEmail/little animal)


Dear Token Wheelchair,
Has anyone ever sat in you? What happened to them? Did they get better?
-Ace101

THE WHEELCHAIR:No way, Ace! No one has ever sat on me! Not even handicapped people! What do you think I am, some kind of sitting thing on wheels?
(Eh! Steve, Cowcopter, and Demo Strong Bad are all relaxing on TW, drinking melonade.)
TW: Wow, I feel heavy! I gotta lose some weight!
(Cut to a treadmill, where TW is running and the three are still sitting on him. He then turns the treadmill to super speed and TW falls off, along with Demo SB, Cowcopter, and Eh! Steve.)
TW: Hey, where'd you guys come from?
(All three run away.)
(The paper comes down.)


Comments:
If I was double o anything, I'd be double o nine and a half. --009 1/2

Thanks for excepting me into the Homestarmy, Agent 9. I did a good thing for you, too, by answering your e-mail. BTW, when The Wheelchair thought your codename was double o nine, I was making a reference to James Bond's codename, double o seven.Guess who

Do you really think he didn't know that? I think that double-o-9 1/2 is from I SPY, or something like that.--total loser

Sure was. --AgentNine

Don't forget to delete all evidence of your old name.

Thanks for the sub-sections, AgentNine! I was desperate!Shopiom, who is no longer desperate