Dear Sticklyman,

Why the heck would you try to close up homestarrunner.com? You're Evil. I'm glad Stinkoman beat you up.

Not your fan,
Ace101

Why I oughta... Are you asking for a CHALLLENGE?! I was never trying to close homestarrunner.com merely use its energy to adverdise my evil products. But Stinkoman came in and 20X6'd me good. I promise I'll get him later. -Sticklyman
Dear STICKLYMAN,
Is your shovel related to the Poopsmith's? Were they bought at the same freiko shovel store?

Your wateva,
Strongrad

Well no my shovel was passed down in my family for thousands of years. This poopsmith guy probably bought his shovel at some place. Always wanting a CHALLLENGE! -Sticklyman
Dear Sticklyman,
Why do you shovel pudding all day? And why don't those links work?
FancyMan

I shovel pudding as part of my plan to turn H*R.com into advertisement land. The links are a dead end to lead to mental trama and I haven't finished that plan yet so ha.
Dear Sticklyman,
What brand of pudding is that?
Where do you buy (or make) it?
How will it help you advertise?
Still confused,
FancyMan


It's JellO you foolish mortal. I buy it at CHALLLENGESR US of course! The last time you mailed me I said there's still some loopholes in the plan. later -Sticklyman
Dear Sticklyman,
How do you talk? I don't see a mouth!
How do you type? I dont's see any hands!
HUH?How? Tell ME! You better answer!
Bringing you down, The Conductor

I'll answer your foolish questions although I find them quite unreasonable. You never ask Stinkoman why he can type with intergallactic warrior gloves do you? Anyway, to answer your questions in order...
1. I never speak, have you seen me speak? I contact people with telappathic messages, or instant messages.
2. Did you never once stop your rambling to think that I, The Great Evil Lord Sticklyman, would have minions to send my E-mails and spamvertisements? You are a dillusional fool. -Sticklyman
Dear SticklyWigglyMan...Thing
Are you the guy I drew in science class yesterday? If so prove it? If so so then um, bye!
From,
Um...ya
Look who thinks he's Clever Dan! Sticklyman! I have a question, Mr. Psychic! Do you see this coming?
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Bye, Bye! I'll never have to talk to you again, The Conductor
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