Wanna E-mail the dog that never was? Well here's your chance! I, Stevebad will be answering these and I promise it'll be fun!

So, wat kinda food you fed? Y do you look like a cookie jar? Strongrad

(In Pom/dog language) Well you see this isn't the real me. I'm the ghost of Trivia Time. Anyway when PomPom lived on our island I was fed the best gourmet Pom food. But after he left I was forgotten and fed nothing ever again. Soon I died, and when Pom Pom came back he found my thin body I was lyeing on the floor next to my empty food bowl. Pom Pom was so unhappy he encased me in the best of China materials and turned me into a cookie jar. When he returned to the mainland he kept me in his house. But my body began to make grieve him. So he gave me to Homestar and Marzipan and I've been there ever since.