Notes: The "that day" that I refer to is the day that I found out about H*R. Also, I'm NOT directing the comment about kissing my behind towards anyone, it's just a joke!


Everywhere I Look

A rap by PrincessofStrongBadia

Ever since that day, can't get a moment of peace
He be flyin' in my head like a new release
I didn't know that I was gonna be a goner
If I went to the website of Homestar Runner
And saw this guy with a big red head
And sparklin' green eyes; he'll knock you dead
Cuz he wears boxing gloves all the time
Wants the penny, wants the nickel, wants the dollar, wants the dime
It seems he's got a lot of lady fans
But they can all forget it, cuz he's my man
He's swift and as tough as an iron clad
And he goes by the name of...Strong Bad!

I be hangin' with my family, I be hangin' with my friends
Then I turn and see that Strong Bad, this guy never ends
He's everywhere I look, he's everything I do
But I don't really mind at all, cuz I love him too!

I'll turn on the TV and put it on mute
So it can leave me alone to think of who's really cute
I drew in my notebook, I saw him in my dreams
I'm watchin' all his emails, say we'd make a great team
We both like the word "freakin" both like the word "crap"
Both like singin' silly songs and boppin' to the rap
I'll be sittin' there in study hall, tryin' to work well
But I can't ignore that Strong Bad....he's my little pal!

I be hangin' with my family, I be hangin' with my friends
Then I turn and see that Strong Bad, this guy never ends
He's everywhere I look, he's everything I do
But I don't really mind at all, cuz I love him too!

Strong Bad is awesome, Strong Bad is great
Strong Bad should be the governor of our state
I know by heart everything he's gonna do
You just gotta love him; I can't help it! Can you?

I be hangin' with my family, I be hangin' with my friends
Then I turn and see that Strong Bad, this guy never ends
He's everywhere I look, he's everything I do
But I don't really mind at all, cuz I love him too!

I be hangin' at the mall
I be hangin' at the store
But I just keep getting obsessed
With Strong Bad even more
He's everywhere I look, he's always on my mind
And you've got a problem with it you can kiss my behind!


Hey!! Good jorb there, Princess!!! AgentSeethroo


Thank you much!!! -da princess

Those people tried to fade you! Strongrad

Wow, that WAS good! I havn't been around in a while so i didn't see it when it came out, but that was awesome! You should get a computer microphone, plug it in you're PC (or whatever you use) and then sing it, save it, get a website and put it on there, people download it. -dog
P.S.- That was GOOD!!!

Thank you!!!! I really appreciate how you took your time to write that whole complement for me! Danke!

You should be the Queen of StrongBadia! Keep lovin' him!-Bri