I'll join your army. TANK was stupid, and now I want to destroy the thing that made me think I could set up an army without humiliating myself. I've gotten rid of TANK, in case you can't tell. So can I PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE join? -- JestersOfTheMoon

Me? I didn't make you do anything. I didn't tell you you had to make an army. I didn't even say anything about the army to you. --AgentNine

Stevebad, give up because as someone famous once said, Stevebadia will be ours! - The Conductor

You can join JestersOfTheMoon, we didn't get off to a good start so I hope this will help you to not hate me -Stevebad

Sorry 'bout my comment up there. Can I join, Stevebad? - The Conductor

Well, stevebadia's getting extra help from me!-Nelson339

Good to hear it Nelson my man! - Stevebad

I feel sorry for you. I pity you. I will join, I suppose. -Invader Zim

I'm here. I'm in. The army. Actually, I was the second person in this army, I believe. - The Conductor
P.S. What does it take to become a general? And how do we "fight" AgentNine?

To answer the three last comments at one time...
1. Welcome abourd Kupo
2. I know you're here The Conductor
3A. To become a general you have to put a comment on the generals page saying why you should be a general and if I find you worthy I'll put you on the list.
3B. No idea how to fight, sorry man. - Insane Led Zepplin fan!

Agent vs. Steve War Comics: Shopiom's Capturing by The Conductor
THE CONDUCTOR: FIRE! ATTACK! ALL MEN, FIRE! YES! WE'VE TOOKEN OUT "SHOTGUN" SHOPIUM'S SOLDIERS!
SHOPIOM: THAT'S SHOPIOM!!! NOT SHOPIUM!!!
THE CONDUCTOR: OKAY, SHOPIEM!
SHOPIOM: OKAY, I'M GONNA GET OUTSIDE AND KILL YOU!
(Gets outside of tower, seeing The Conductor pointing a gun at him. He sees Kupo and Nelson336 in their big tanks.)
THE CONDUCTOR: Sorry, it's our job. Surrender, or be deleted!
SHOPIOM: How are you gonna delete me, smart guy?
(Nelson336 and Kupo charge weapons, making load noises.)
SHOPIOM: Oh, wow. Like you have the guts.
(The Conductor gives him a swift punch in the nose.)
SHOPIOM: That didn't even hurt. You're only ten.
(Punches The Conductor, giving him a bloody nose.)
THE CONDUCTOR: Ow. Is that blood?
(Kupo and Nelson336 fire at the tower, accidently missing.)
KUPO: Uh-oh.
(Tower falls apart, rocks start to fall.)
THE CONDUCTOR: Brace yourself!
(The Jugglin' Jesters appear out of nowhere and start juggling the rocks.)
JUGGLIN' JESTERS: Get out from under here! We can't juggle much longer!
(Shopiom and The Conductor get out, The Conductor has a broken leg, though)
SHOPIOM: Thanks, I'm sorry that I'm on Agen-
(Kupo fires a net at Shopiom.)
NELSON339: SteveBad is gonna like this!

I kinda have an idea of how to "fight". We could find some sort of RTS multiplayer game, and use that. -Mech pilot

What's RTS? - Hyper Sniper

Real-Time-Strtegy. Like a war game. -KUPO

Sounds like a solid idea to me. - Led Zepplin will never die

Online tank on www.freearcade.com? - Yes, he will. Everyone will die someday.

Led Zepplin is not one guy, it's four guys. And not all of them are dead - Jimmy Page for example

Hey how come im not in the comic? Strongrad, the general who gets left out

I'm sorry! Gosh. It's cause how ShoPioM portrayed you. I can't use you. Check out his comments. It was his idea, not mine. He didn't even ask me, The Conductor

Where are his comments? Strongrad

go [here] and scroll to the bottom of the page. - the conductor

Another reason you're not in the comic Strongrad is that the comic was invented before you even joined the friggin army - Wow! Stevebad is a genius and he listens to Led Zeppelin

Dude, i was in the original Stevebadia army R.I.P. Jimmy Hendrix

There was a Stevebadia army before this? Well you weren't in this army when the comic was made alright K-man? - You've never even heard a Jimmy Hendrix song dude

SteveBad, since I've been reborn into CE1, I am your enemy, Red Assassins. - CE1
Hey, SteveBad, look at our army. It appears some people left your army for mine.
{Print army list.}
Pyromaniac - CE1 (Clan Leader)
Weapon: Flamethrower and Combustion Grenades

Ninja Master - Homestarball Z (2nd Command)
Weapon: Katana & Shurikens

Spy - DeLoreanz1
Weapon: Poison Juice and Dagger

Elite Infantry - kingofhomsaria
Weapon: Naginata, Bo, Katars, and Tessen

Researcher -
Weapon: Laser, Suicide Bomb, and a Smoke Emmiter

Geologist - strongbadsboss
Weapon: Poison, Medicinal Plants, and a Tracker

Engineer - Kupo (Owner of Factory)
Weapon: S.I.R.
Well, we are the Red Assassins. Fear us. - CE!

(Forces assassians to sign peace treaty with stevebad) -Nelson339
(Oh, and I quit the red assassians)
Back to stevebadia! -Still Nelson339

Nelson339, you can't force us to do anything. You're out of the army. Hey, did you not read the message board? We're going against The Homestarmy first! Well, you're out permanately. Sorry SteveBad. But SteveBad, and StrongRad, want to join us? We'll merge armies and destroy The Homestarmy together! Sound like a good idea, eh, captain SteveBad? - CE1

Plus, we won't have any problems. We have a large army. StrongRad and SteveBad, you're needed. As for you Nelson339, you double-crossing cheat, you aren't in our army, unless SteveBad wants you in it. SteveBad, let's take down the Homestarmy, sir. - CE1

Aight I'm in Me. Anderson, I mean Mr. CE1, we'll take down that homestarmy like nothing else -Stevebad who has ran out of ideas for Led Zeppelin related signatures

Have you seen the Matrix Revoulutions? Or maybe it's from Matrix Reloaded...it's where The agent dude is all like, "You made me flesh Mr. Anderston. I am free." Then Mr. Anderson's all like, "You're welcome." and then Agent Smith's says, "But, that's not what we want, Mr. Anderson." Something like that... - How about: Livin' it up all the way: It's Led Zeppelin!